For this week’s Weekly Question of the Week, I wanted to do something in honor of The Simpsons’ 500th episode. Because regardless of whether or not you’re a fan, regardless of whether or not you think the show should still be running – 500 hundred episodes of a TV show is a pretty amazing accomplishment. […]
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Like, Gag Me With A Remake
February 18, 2012
Dear Hollywood, Look, I know we’ve had our differences over the years. I know I make fun of you, and mock you sometimes for selling to the lowest denominator and even trying to lower the denominator. But I like to think our differences have been professional, respectful. I recognize that you have billions of dollars […]
Update: Russian Legos Are Not People!
February 15, 2012
ACTION NEWS UPDATE! I wrote recently about the protest in Barnaul, Russia, regarding government corruption. As you may (or may not – that’s okay) recall, as protests were banned, citizens set up toys carrying adorable little signs to do the protesting for them. The government was initially unsure how to react, having to choose between […]
Love Is In The Air. Also Smoke. And The Smell Of Wet Dog.
February 14, 2012
Hello, sweetie! Wait, don’t come in, I have Valentine’s surprises aplenty waiting for you. Close your eyes. No cheating! Okay, I’ll lead you in. No, just leave your things out here on the stoop; they’ll be fine. Yes, I know your laptop is in your bag, it’ll be perfectly safe. Aaaaand, a step up, a […]
The First Rule Of Ice Cream Club Is “You Don’t Talk About Ice Cream Club”
February 12, 2012
This week’s Weekly Question of the Week question has taken a shocking, emergency turn! Yesterday I made mention of Dublin Mudslide ice cream and received several comments from people who had never heard of it! Who said they could not get it where they lived! At first it was just one commenter and I thought, […]
It’s Bad Luck Not To Read And Comment On This Post
February 11, 2012
I’ve always been a mildly superstitious person. Not to any extremes and not in any traditional sense – as in “don’t open an umbrella indoors” or “salt over the left shoulder” or “it’s bad luck to stick your face in a fire” type things. Mine tend to more of the mild OCD type. Putting shoes […]
Herding Cats Is Harder Than… Well, You Know…
February 9, 2012
A commercial I shot recently is finally done – the company it was for has been unsure how to best utilize it (I assume they’re concerned whether or not the world is prepared this much wonderfulness), but I can share it now, at least. So I’m officially finished with that one. Yay! Here it is, […]
Please Hire Me To Be A Member of SEAL Team 6
February 7, 2012
SEAL Team 6, you may recall, is the unit that stormed Osama bin Laden’s compound and killed him. You may have also seen that they recently rescued to hostages who’d been held by Somali pirates since October. This is so amazingly bad-ass, that I have decided that I should be part of their team. But, […]



February 19, 2012
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