I managed to find the tiny gravel fire-road in the middle of the woods where we were going to be filming the first shots for a commercial I’d been cast in. How the location scouts had found these roads to begin with, I had no idea. I drove down and found the crew setting up. […]
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*** While The Byronic Man learns the answer to the query, “4 should be fine. I mean, how many burp cloths could a person possibly need?” please enjoy this old, uh, classic post. *** Okay, pop quiz, hot shot… You’re at a yard sale. Why are you at a yard sale? I don’t know, maybe […]
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As many of you know, I used to be – once upon a time – a full-time stand up comedian. The end of that is summarized briefly on my Let’s Meet The Author page (perhaps a more detailed recollection will be here one of these days). But for some reason I was just thinking about […]
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This is Clancy. Clancy is our beagle. He’s just about the sweetest, kindest-hearted animal you can imagine. He doesn’t even bay – the only time he howls is when he hears a fire engine or wild dogs. The things that matter to Clancy are chewies, chasing his Squeaky Monkey, making sure that no one is […]
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So, there’s just no cool way to put this, but I really like editing. I just do. Taking something that’s a train-wreck of confusion or waste or sloppiness and creating something beautiful. Harmony from chaos. As loyal, devoted, almost fanatical readers may recall, I’ve been working on a commercial lately, and we shot last week, […]
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My wife is one of the most intelligent people I’ve ever met. Truly. She reads Russian novels for fun. She goes to the opera and gets it. Which is not to suggest that I’m married to Lady Snootybottom of Floggingpeasant Estate or anything, she’s fun and goofy and everything. It’s just that her intellect is […]
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As readers may recall, a couple weeks ago my wife and I became America’s greatest heroes. The fact that Christopher Nolan and Bryan Singer aren’t fist-fighting over the movie rights to our story can only be explained by the notion that they’re playing coy (Well, it won’t work, Nolan!). So, there have been a few […]
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I’m currently getting ready to direct a commercial; right now it ‘s in the planning stages. It’s a low budget ad, just for the Internet. It’s for this thing that you can use in restaurants where you swipe your card at the table instead of the waiter taking the card and running away and buying […]
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We’ve spent the better part of the last week in the San Juan islands, up in northern Washington, staying in a cabin looking out over the ocean. It was not terrible. I am more relaxed than before. A few key moments: There’s a woodstove and I love getting fires going in it. I love it […]
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Today marks one year of The Byronic Man being online. Hurray for me! One year of not shooting myself in the foot, and not abandoning it. Phew. I did a few posts before launching it initially, so that when the legions of people flocked to it immediately upon creation there’d be several posts for them […]
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Dear NASA, I read this morning that you are currently taking applications to be an astronaut. I was under the impression you were making a lot of cutbacks so I’m not sure how this is possible, but I stopped reading after the “Now Hiring” part because I wanted to get my resume in right away. […]
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April 20, 2015
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