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For This I Am Tha–EVERYONE SHUT UP, I’M TRYING TO GIVE THANKS!

November 26, 2013

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I am thankful to have the whole family together this holiday evening, especially those who haven’t spoken to each other for so long, to share this special meal. I am thankful for this wonderful looking turkey, and the honor of carving it. I am thankful to hear the constant, joyful, piercing shriek of so many […]

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Make Cold Symptoms The Least Of Your Problems! With Happitame!

October 21, 2013

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Your life will be like this picture!*  With Happitame!  (*assumes life was already like picture.  Not a guarantee)

Happitame!  For temporary relief of minor symptoms associated with colds and fever.  No more sneezing; watery, itchy eyes; no more congestion, or runny nose.  Enjoy life again: with Happitame! Dosage:  Adults: Take 1 pill twice a day for relief from minor cold symptoms.  Do not exceed 2 pills in a single day.  Also, do not […]

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OMG, You Won’t BELIEVE How Badly These Celebrities Have Aged!

October 7, 2013

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1. Ricky Schroeder Ricky charmed America on Silver Spoons.  Since then, he’s put on almost 100 pounds, in addition to gaining nearly 35 years!  I guess we now what was on the silver spoon: hot fudge! 2. Ingrid Bergman She used to light up the screen with her sensuality.  Has she ruined her looks with […]

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For This I Am Thankfu- EVERYONE SHUT UP, I’M TRYING TO GIVE THANKS!

November 19, 2012

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I am thankful to have the whole family together this holiday evening, especially those who haven’t spoken to each other for so long, to share this special meal. I am thankful for this wonderful looking turkey, and the honor of carving it. I am thankful to hear the constant, joyful, piercing shriek of so many […]

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