Senator Santorum swore!  He swore like a truck-drivin’ sailor who just hit his thumb with a hammer soaked in gasoline and thumbtacks!  There was more bleeping going on than a dump truck backing up over a crate of smoke alarms!  Teamsters were blushing.  Soldiers gasped and fainted.  Man oh, MAN did he curse up a […]

When Rick Santorum first got mentioned as running for the Republican nomination, I laughed a bit, because, you know… Santorum.  He’s insane.  If this were a different time-period is there even a doubt that he’d burning witches? It can really feel like we live in a hate-filled time, but there is a silver-lining, so to […]

Oh, Mitt Romney.  I adore you.  You are my absolute favorite political candidate in this presidential race, and I just want you to know that.  Don’t misunderstand me – I don’t really want you to be president, but I’m enjoying your campaign so much it just makes me giddy.  You’re like a parody of the […]