Oh, Mitt Romney. I adore you. You are my absolute favorite political candidate in this presidential race, and I just want you to know that. Don’t misunderstand me – I don’t really want you to be president, but I’m enjoying your campaign so much it just makes me giddy. You’re like a parody of the […]
Archive | Humor RSS feed for this archive
Next Question: In Your Opinion, Why Would A Woodchuck Be ‘Chucking’ Wood In The First Place?
March 4, 2012
Today, my friends, we take the Weekly Question of the Week up a notch. Call it Phase Two. Exciting, right? Darn right. Just wait until Phase Three. It involves lasers. Here’s the new dealio: I’ll give you a question, or scenario, or maybe even sometimes a visual prompt. You provide an answer. You may answer […]
6(66) Reasons To Love 80’s Heavy Metal
March 3, 2012
In honor of my 666th subscriber (welcome, Stacie Chadwick! Thanks for coming by!), I – naturally – immediately began humming Iron Maiden’s “The Number of the Beast” to myself. This, of course, made want to do two things: One, rock. Two, take a moment and explore 6(66) reasons to love 80’s Heavy Metal! 1. For […]
Don Draper vs. The Terminator. Or Possibly Kim Cattrall.
February 29, 2012
AMC, purveyors of some pretty great TV shows, have just released the promotional poster for season 5 of Mad Men, like a plate of bacon before the over-analytical dogs that are the show’s fans. Um, that analogy might need some work. Anyway, producer Matthew Weiner says that the poster is, “a nonverbal representation of where […]
International “Cute, Huggable Creatures Who Could Easily Kill You” Day
February 27, 2012
It’s International Polar Bear Day. I don’t know what that means, but I don’t care, because, Polar Bears! To celebrate, let’s review some pictures of polar bears, and some fun facts. Fun fact 1: If you eat a polar bear’s liver, your skin will fall off. This is because of the amount of vitamin A […]
Byronic Max-plosion Battle Axe Skull Punch! (With Only One Calorie)
February 24, 2012
“Uncle Byronic?” Yes, adorable little child? “You know those ads for Dr. Pepper 10 that equate drinking diet Dr. Pepper to guns and being a Viking and smashing things with your bare hands and being in a rodeo and stuff?” Sure. “Those are awful. They make me want to burn things. How can those exist?” […]
You See, “The Cat” Is Like Society. And The Dude With The TV? He’s Like Our Dreams, Man.
February 23, 2012
Well, the second ad has been put up, the one I wrote about the other day. The one involving the cat; the one that was supposed to be ever so simple and wound up… being… not so. The part that’s kind of tough about people seeing it, is it’s supposed to look quick and cheap […]
Psst. Hey, Buddy. Wanna Buy A Nickel?
February 21, 2012
The Obama administration has asked Congress to approve changing the materials that pennies and nickels are made from, recently. On one hand, you might say “Seriously? That’s where their attention is going?” On the other hand, you might think this is a wise move, considering that pennies and nickels cost more than twice as much […]



March 6, 2012
51 Comments