First off, this is very thorough. Great job – you’ve got everything here a language needs to be not only functional, but allow for nuance, tone, even connotation. I do have some concerns, though. The first is there seem to be some important words missing. Example: There’s an entire entertainment industry built off of enjoying […]
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If The English Language Had Been Made As A School Assignment…
July 25, 2013

First off, this is very thorough. Great job – you’ve got everything here a language needs to be not only functional, but allow for nuance, tone, even connotation. I do have some concerns, though. The first is there seem to be some important words missing. Example: There’s an entire entertainment industry built off of enjoying […]
The 5 Situations In Which It Is Acceptable To Say “That’s So Gay”
April 11, 2013

Times It Is Acceptable to Say, “That’s So Gay”: You’re trying to tell someone “That’s okay” and you have a pretty bad cold. Someone has just done a spot-on impression of actress Marcia Gay Harden, from Miller’s Crossing. You’re at a Robert Mapplethorpe exhibit. You’re trying to be supportive of a friend who’s recently embraced […]
Don’t Talk Dirty To Me
November 4, 2011
Good citizens of the Byroniverse! Stop talking! Stop talking immediately! With every word you say you quite possibly push yourself closer to eternal damnation! You sully the very goodness of the world! Oh, I knew language was opening the door to trouble, but I had no idea it hid such filth and vulgarity within its […]
June 8, 2015
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