The Byronic Girl is two weeks old now. I, however, am at least 8 years older than when she was born. Like so many major events in life, having a baby is everything they say it is, and nothing they say it is. Some reflections, thus far… I’ve always been early to things, to the […]
Tag Archives: pregnancy
As Gregor Samsa Awoke One Morning From A Night Of Uneasy Dreams, He Found That His Insurance Company Had Put Him On Hold Again.
September 6, 2012
Here is a completely true, unembellished (okay – there’s one embellishment. See if you can spot it!) account of our attempts thus far to procure a breast pump through our insurance company, who we’ll just call Federated Kafkaesque Insurance. A company who appears to believe very strongly that there’s not much you can’t just “walk […]
What To Expect When You Tell People You’re Expecting
May 25, 2012
People are pretty consistent in how they react when you tell them you’re having a baby. You tell someone you’re expecting and 99.5% will first say something like, “Oh, that’s so great! Congratulations, that’s so exciting!” Which is a reasonable response. Maybe a little overenthusiastic, but it’s exactly what the expectant parents would like to […]
This Means, Of Course, That He Or She Will Win Every Contest I Have.
April 23, 2012
Here at The Byronic Man, we believe in doing things the old-fashioned way. Earning our bones, so to speak. So, sure, I’d love to expand my readership at a fast-pace, but I’m more concerned with quality readers – readers I care about and cultivate. And so I’m very, very, very excited to let you know […]
October 25, 2012
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