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Take A Break From The Heat And… Ask Sexy Stalin!

July 22, 2013

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World feeling confusing?  Tired of advice that involves empathy, understanding, and a lack of sensual intensity?  Then it’s definitely time to strip down to your underwear and… Ask Sexy Stalin! Dear Sexy Stalin,  Should I move to America? On another note, should I bother making vegan brownies or just screw the non-murderers and make normal […]

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Spring Is In The Air, Which Means It’s Time Again To… Ask Sexy Stalin!

May 6, 2013

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* Sexy Stalin is not a licensed therapist.  He is just a very handsome man you can talk to, who has clear ideas about how to run - and decimate - the world.

Have a problem and don’t know where to turn? Well… When Dr. Laura isn’t brutal enough… When Carolyn Hax isn’t sexy enough… When Dr. Phil isn’t yelling enough… That’s when you need to Ask Sexy Stalin! Dear Sexy Stalin, Fashion question: This spring, is it going to be OK to mix Czechs and stripes? Signed, Baddest […]

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Winter Blues Got You Down And Don’t Know Where To Turn? You Should “Ask Sexy Stalin!”

January 10, 2013

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Grigori, seriously, put the arm down. You smell like you've been poisoned, shot, stabbed, stuffed in a sack and drowned.

It can get depressing right now, as we head in to the darkest part of the year (yes, I know technically the days are getting longer – tell that to reality).  Or, if you’re in Australia, it’s probably a little depressing that it’s 400 degrees and the entire country is on fire.  But for whatever’s […]

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It’s Time For Another Installment Of: Ask Sexy Stalin!

November 14, 2012

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When Dr. Laura isn’t brutal enough… When Carolyn Hax isn’t sexy enough… When Dr. Phil isn’t yelling enough… That’s when you need to Ask Sexy Stalin! Dear Sexy Stalin, How does one get their newborn baby to sleep more than 2 hours at a time? Your humblest admirer, who thinks you are way too sexy […]

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Get Top-Notch Advice AND WIN STUFF!

November 4, 2012

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Hurricanes…  Recession…  Elections… NBC’s mistreatment of Community… Yes, the world is full of strife and mystery.  Fortunately, more and more of us are realizing we need to take a moment and ask: W W S S D ? What Would Sexy Stalin Do? Yes, Sexy Stalin-mania is sweeping the nation!  Because, as Sylvia Plath once […]

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