Last week’s caption contest had a lot of great entries. If you haven’t, you really should take a moment to read the entries here.  Narrowing it down to 5 meant finally just flipping a coin, basically.  But flip a coin I did, to reach these finalists.  (Also, there were some great ones that I finally […]

A Q&A regarding The Byronic Man, now on Twitter… Q: Well, The Byronic Man on Twitter!  Are you excited? A: Oh, definitely!  The same way blogging is such a great way to force yourself to write and publish without over-thinking, and to build community, I think this could be a great new venue. Q: Why […]

So as many of you may know, I part-time, sometimes, in my extra time, do some modeling.  Now I know what you’re thinking: “Wow, Byronic Man is so cool and glamorous!  He’s like James Bond and Jimmy Page and Indiana Jones and George Clooney and, I don’t know, hell with it, Charlemagne rolled in to […]

It’s caption contest day!  Hurray! You all know how this works: ponder the odd majesty of the image below and leave your best caption; next week I’ll present the finalists for voting. Some images are just weird.  Some you can tell were caught at just the wrong moment.  Then there are the ones that you […]

“Join the Take ‘N Bake Revolution!” – Papa Murphy’s Pizza flyer left at our house. Day 152: I know we must continue to work in the shadows, but at times my rage is barely containable.  I watch these people deceived by the mindless convenience of the oppressive “delivery” system under which we toil.  It pains […]

Well, it’s New Year’s Eve, and you know what that means – it means I recently looked at my pathetically incomplete list of resolutions for 2012 and got seriously depressed. But maybe that’s because my resolutions were all wrong.  For a look at how to do resolutions right, please head over to my guest post […]

Resolutions For 2013 1. Eat entire sandwich, get “I finished the Heart-Buster” shirt and face of Wall Of Fame. 2. Finish “Resolutions For 2012” (note to self – probably exclude #3: Finish “Resolutions For 2011”) 3. Learn in-laws’ names. 4. Read every blog on the Internet and leave thoughtful comments daily. 5. Learn to slow […]