A Special Holiday Message From The Byronic Man

December 24, 2012


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38 Comments on “A Special Holiday Message From The Byronic Man”

  1. Life With The Top Down Says:

    I probably shouldn’t have watched this so close to my dog Chester, who is now barking his face off thinking there is “god forbid” another dog in his domain. Loved the wink at the end…I was waiting for you to break the poker face…lol

    I hope your home is filled with joyous noise this holiday season!


    • The Byronic Man Says:

      How to end the video was the source of much debate in our household. When I release the Director’s Cut you’ll be able to see the alternate ending, as well as the 3.5 hour cut of the video.


  2. on thehomefrontandbeyond Says:

    loved it – how did you not blink throughout that? Loved the wink at the end 😉 Merry Happy!


  3. Tori Nelson Says:

    That blink was impressive. Merry Christmas, guy.


  4. She's a Maineiac Says:

    My kids made me watch that twice and both times, pure awesomeness. I’m thinking that was more of a nervous twitch at the end. Merry Christmas to you and your family!


  5. Go Jules Go Says:

    I wasn’t expecting something so somber on Christmas Eve. You should probably send me that stocking. Clearly it has a troubling effect on you.

    Merry Christmas to you and the B Man Clan, but mostly the pets!


  6. becomingcliche Says:

    Squish approves. Merry Christmas! Hope KB’s first one is awesome!


    • The Byronic Man Says:

      It’s hard to know how to swing the whole “baby’s first Christmas” thing. I hate to not do anything for her, holiday-wise, but at the same time, she’s two months old. Although I guess she’d be easy to shop for. “Wow! Milk! How did you know?!”


  7. Keeping it Real Says:

    That is one adorable stocking! Those flapping ears might give Rudolph’s shiny nose some competition. What will they think of next?


  8. renée a. schuls-jacobson Says:

    Awesome. Did you wake the baby making that video? 😄 Happy holidays, Byro. We have so much to be grateful for!


  9. Every Record Tells A Story Says:

    Profoundly moving stuff. Merry Christmas Byronic Man…


  10. spilledinkguy Says:

    Aw, man… I need new batteries for mine.
    Well, Merry Christmas, just the same.


  11. Maria Says:



  12. Terry Webster Says:

    Bewdy! Right back at ya, mate.


  13. Polysyllabic Profundities Says:

    That just made my day, poker face and all…..and who doesn’t love a good wink?? Merry Christmas!!


  14. Le Clown Says:

    The Byronic Man,
    Just wait till new baby is of age of playing and activating these lovely, lovely toys……….
    Happy holidays,
    Le Clown


  15. mistyslaws Says:

    How on earth did you get a cameo performance from Uncle Jesse? Wow, you must really have some pull!

    If that thing was in my house, it would be on an incessant loop from over-zealous kids playing it over and over and over again. Then it would forcefully have a mysterious and tragic accident.

    Merry Merry to you and yours, B!!


  16. Elyse Says:

    Merry Christmas to you and your family — including that brand new baby girl. You know in years to come you will find singing, barking, dancing, jingling Christmas items less endearing. Trust me on that one!


  17. Lorna's Voice Says:

    I’m sure you know exactly where the hidden battery pack for that little charmer is, right?


  18. Valentine Logar Says:

    I am grateful my dog is deaf.

    Merry Christmas.


  19. Lily Says:

    It’s sweet you used one of those recordable toys and did your own singing.


  20. DiatribesAndOvations.com Says:

    Just when I thought you couldn’t get any cuter, you wink at the end. Merry Christmas!


  21. skippingstones Says:

    Merry Christmas Byronic!!


  22. Angie Z. Says:

    Just when I think that humanity has gone down the tubes, I see a little singing light-up animatronic stuffed animal at a Hallmark store checkout/bank drive up window/gas station/bargain bin…and that confirms it.

    Hope Baby Byronic enjoyed her first Christmas. Whatever part she was awake for.


  23. earthriderjudyberman Says:

    Merry Christmas (belatedly) to you and yours, Byronic. Hope your New Year is the best ever.


  24. List of X Says:

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! But did you really have to choke this cute and furry…umm, whatever that ear-flapping thing was?


  25. Charron's Chatter Says:

    ahhh…now I remember the true meaning of the holiday. Batteries….:)


  26. mydatingrx Says:

    Wow. That was cute and annoying all at the same time. A Belated Merry Christmas to you and all the best in 2013! (I’m getting caught up on my reading during the break.)


  27. Val Says:

    With all that ear flapping, I kept expecting you to take off! (Or maybe you did, later.)

    Hello. I seem to be here. Like everyone else in the blogosphere. I blame a lot of people for this, not least Le Clown, Renée, and Darla… and probably many others.


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