Well, one thing is clear – there are a lot of theme parks options out there that people aren’t taking advantage of. People without the imagination and vision of The Byronic Fans. (Side note: Whadya think… “Byronic Fans”… catchy? Stupid? Demeaning? I’m tired of writing “Readers of The Byronic Man,” and this is shorter. Also […]
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Hey, K8edid, Let’s Play 20 Questions!
April 19, 2012
Today’s 20 Questions interview is with the incomparable K8edid. Her site is an amalgam of humor, poetry and recipes that give you a pretty comprehensive sense of her, for being someone you’ve never met – which is pretty impressive for a blog. She claims to be a “closet writer,” but don’t you believe it. She’s […]
This Is Just To Say…
April 17, 2012
“This Is Just To Say” By William Carlos Williams I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold This is Just To Say… Under no circumstances eat The plums That are in The […]
Side Effects May Include…
April 16, 2012
Happitame! For temporary relief of minor symptoms associate with colds and allergies. No more sneezing; watery, itchy eyes; or runny nose. Enjoy life again: with Happitame! Dosage: Adults: Take 1 pill twice a day for relief from allergy symptoms. Do not exceed 2 pills in a single day. Also, do not take fewer than 2 […]
Come To ByronicLand!
April 15, 2012
In France work has begun on a theme park, one believed to rival attendance at Disney Paris. When I first heard this, my immediate thought was, “People go to Disney Paris? I’d have thought I could have a barbecue in the back yard and rival attendance at Disney Paris.” I mean, they recently reported losses […]
Looks Like We’ve Got The Best Seller List Sewn Up For A While.
April 14, 2012
There were a couple of things that were disappointing about the responses to last week’s Weekly Question of the Week: The first is that they were all jokes, but how often my response was to say, “That be COOL;” the second thing was having to narrow it down to finalists because of the number of […]
Just Stick With Me, Ms. Rowling. I’ll Make You A Big Success.
April 13, 2012
So, JK Rowling, I see you announced the title, release date, and synopsis of your new novel, The Casual Vacancy. Your first foray in to the world of adult fiction, yeah? Big step, Ms. Rowling. Big step. Now, JK – can I call you Janet? No? The “J” isn’t for Janet? Oh. You sure? Consider […]
Better Living Through Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups: The Greatness of Pulp Fiction
April 11, 2012
Why is Pulp Fiction just so, so great? I realize you can’t answer until after the fact, but it’s really not a rhetorical question. It’s a question that needs answering because Pulp Fiction is great; it was great when it came out, and continues to be great, viewing it now… 10… 12… 15… OH MY GOD, […]



April 21, 2012
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