The itsy-bitsy spider went up a water-spout – and then things got crazy.
This little girl found 3 bowls of porridge. What she did next made me cry.
Don’t forget to “like” Carl!
This dog, Carl, is freaking AWESOME.
This guy grew a beanstalk up to the clouds using this one crazy trick!
18 things wicked women do that drive step-daughters INSANE.
The moon, and 17 other things children of the 90’s will remember saying goodnight to.
Jack & Jill went up a hill just to get some water. What happened next will blow. your. mind.
11 unbelievable things you probably didn’t know the bus does as it goes all through the town. (#7 is my favorite)
If you’re happy and you know it, will your face surely show it? Click here to learn the amazing secret that doctors don’t want you to know about!
#8 – people don’t usually cackle and rub their hands together as you eat an apple that ISN’T poisoned.
10 things every girl who’s offered an apple by an old, hunched over lady should know.
You won’t believe who’s been crying wolf!
This once lonely girl bet on a toad and won big.
Which little piggy are you? Take our quiz!
The Byronic Man 
May 19, 2014 at 3:29 am
“Who said it: Grandma or Wolf?”
“This girl lost her shoe at a party. You won’t believe what happened next.”
May 21, 2014 at 6:09 am
Nice – those “Who said it?” articles always fly by me.
May 19, 2014 at 3:49 am
Reblogged this on granny reports blog and commented:
This brightened up my Monday morning!
May 19, 2014 at 4:00 am
Reblogged this on Their Own Manner of Devotion and commented:
This makes me very happy.
May 19, 2014 at 4:14 am
New threat to girls sitting alone on tuffets. Spiders, man. Spiders!
May 21, 2014 at 6:10 am
That’s why I have a pretty strict “no tuffets” policy around our house.
May 19, 2014 at 6:56 am
Pretty sure that “little piggy” quiz actually exists. Also . . . “which of the three bears are you?” . . . “are you the tortoise or the hair?” . . . and “which dwarf are you?”
May 21, 2014 at 6:13 am
It is pretty amazing how many of those “Which ___ are you?” quizzes exist. “Which one of Murphy Brown’s secretary’s are you?” Wha?
May 19, 2014 at 9:17 am
Friggin’ brilliant.
May 21, 2014 at 6:14 am
Thanks. And excellent use of child-appropriate expletives. Since, of course, this post is for the kids.
May 19, 2014 at 9:51 am
Eight tips for the most restful night ever from Sleeping Beauty’s 7 personal assistants.
May 21, 2014 at 6:14 am
Good one!
May 19, 2014 at 1:59 pm
Eat these kind of apples and never diet again!
May 21, 2014 at 6:15 am
That’s perfect.
May 19, 2014 at 4:23 pm
I would have been suckered into clicking on at least half of these. …Okay. All of these.
May 21, 2014 at 6:16 am
I always like the idea that there are, in fact, doctors out there just SO MAD that someone has given away the secret to eternal youth/health/happiness
May 19, 2014 at 5:51 pm
I hate Internet headlines so much. But I still click on them. It’s like they’re inviting and mocking us at the same time…
May 21, 2014 at 6:17 am
I deeply hate them. I can barely look at Facebook, and have to scroll quickly past them on other sites.
May 19, 2014 at 7:44 pm
I think the last one might be a real Buzzfeed quiz. But these are pretty great. Well done sir.
May 21, 2014 at 6:19 am
I’d love to know the questions on that quiz. “What would you rather have for lunch? A. Roast beef B. Nothing” “You’re 3 miles from home and start crying. How long do you cry? A. one mile B. two miles C. all the way home”
May 19, 2014 at 8:23 pm
Reblogged this on One Life For Me and commented:
This is awesomesauce!
May 19, 2014 at 8:48 pm
Crap! I would probably fall for every one of these. *hangs head in shame*
May 21, 2014 at 6:20 am
Well, people wouldn’t do them if we didn’t click on them.
May 20, 2014 at 4:52 am
Reblogged this on Crashing through the pelvic floor and commented:
A great twist on some of our favourite fairytales!
May 20, 2014 at 4:54 am
So funny, I reblogged it!
http://marbleslost.wordpress.com
May 20, 2014 at 4:55 am
The dangers of spinning wheels! Read this before you touch that needle!
May 21, 2014 at 6:20 am
Very nice. And would provide a much-needed service!
May 20, 2014 at 5:29 am
They do have a heightened sense of melodrama, don’t they? But I admit….I get suckered in…just can’t resist clicking on those headlines!
May 21, 2014 at 6:22 am
They do have melodrama – of course this is online. The place where people are regularly Rolling On The Floor, Laughing [Their] Asses Off.
May 20, 2014 at 6:33 am
That little piggy quiz is rigged. The wee-wee-wee pig? Me??? Pfffft.
May 21, 2014 at 6:21 am
You have to tailor your answers so you get the roast beef piggie.
May 20, 2014 at 8:22 am
Reblogged this on duke_let and commented:
lol
May 20, 2014 at 4:51 pm
Oui, oui, oui!
May 21, 2014 at 6:14 am
Pretty sure that I saw one of my friends take “Which Little Piggy are You” on Facebook last week.
May 22, 2014 at 9:00 am
however, if you give a mouse a cookie… or a moose… your choice… stuff starts happening!
May 22, 2014 at 11:11 am
Thank you for this.
May 24, 2014 at 3:54 am
“How to survive an anvil falling on your head…testimonial from an experienced survivor.”
May 31, 2014 at 9:10 pm
Hehehe!! You’ve hit the nail on the head 😀 These over-dramatic headlines piss me off no end. JUST TELL ME WHAT SHE DID SO I WON’T HAVE TO SIT THROUGH A SLOW SEVENTEEN MINUTE VIDEO!!!!
June 4, 2014 at 7:39 am
You have a new calling. I’m not sure what it is called. But you have it.
June 22, 2014 at 2:09 pm
Reblogged this on Diet City Punch(lines) and commented:
Nice one ! 😀
August 9, 2014 at 4:37 am
Was Jimmy Durante really the guy with a big nose, was he made of wood, was he dense? The revealing facts at five o’clock.
Did the two pigs eaten by the wolf go down with A1A sauce. If the third pig eat the wolf did he not eat his own brothers by proxy? Film at eleven.
Was Snow White really white?