Well, last Thursday I had an older post get Freshly Pressed, which was, of course, fantastic. I highly recommend it. For some of you reading today, the post – a parody of a letter to someone who “unfollows” me – that was your first visit here, others not. Regardless, though, I wanted to take a […]
Archive | 2012
Please Hire Me To Be Your Doctor
June 19, 2012
You have a lot of choices about who you see for you medical needs, and – of course – when it comes to your health, you want the very best. And that’s me. Yes, I realize the “in the box” thinkers will tell you that you should see someone who’s been to “medical school” and […]
All A-Bother About Fathers!
June 17, 2012
My parents made a little mistake when I was a kid: at some point, early on, they each – independently of each other – told me that “Father’s Day/Mother’s Day isn’t a big deal to me.” I, being little, thought “okey dokey” and paid the holidays no mind. Then after a couple of years, they […]
I’m Pro-Creepy, And I Vote!
June 16, 2012
Well, one thing is for sure: a lot of us had creepy experiences with toys. And not just old-timey ventriloquist dolls. But I suspect that’s mostly because they’re old-timey, so we didn’t have a chance. Because this? Is creepy. A number of you responded to last week’s Weekly Question of the Week with similar answer, […]
And They Call It Penguin Loooove / Oh, I Guess They’ll Never Knoooowww…
June 15, 2012
Excerpts from George Murray Levick’s journal of the 1910 Scott expedition to Antarctica have revealed horrified documentation of the “astonishing depravity” of penguins’ sex lives. His accounts include observations of “perversion,” necrophilia, coercion and “male hooligans.” – recounting the ‘Sexual depravity’ of penguins that Antarctic scientist dared not reveal in The Guardian Online Okay, look. It’s […]
Mr. Byronic? I’m Worried About My Grade…
June 14, 2012
Hey, Kyle, what’s up? Ah, you’re worried about your grade. I see. You realize today is the last day of the term? Uh huh, sure, I guess now would be a good time to worry, that makes sense. No, I don’t know what it will do to your grade if your final gets a bad […]
Brace Yourself: TV is Fake
June 13, 2012
In news that could prove quite shocking to no one, more and more reality TV shows are turning out to be fake. I know. Fakery reigns, from Survivor inserting fake footage to make the challenges look more exciting, to participants on multiple shows being goaded into fighting, to it turning out that the contestants on […]
Snow White & The Huntsman 2: The Sequelling
June 11, 2012
Rejected titles for the recently green-lit sequel to Snow White & The Huntsman Hunstman: Snow Whiter Snow White & The Gathererman Snow White & The Huntsman & Ted & Alice Snow White & The Huntsman 2: The Whitening 2 Snowy 2 Hunty Snow White 2: We Guarantee That Kristen Stewart Makes An Expression Besides That […]



June 20, 2012
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