Bear With Me This Week (Ha! ‘Cause The Picture! It’s of a Bear!)

May 20, 2012


We got a lot of rules around here.  A lot of policies; a lot of guidelines.  First off?  No typos.  Ever.  Next?  A firm commitment to pictures of half of people’s faces.  And rule 3: “why not.”  So instead of a question for this week, I thought we’d try the Weekly Caption of the Week!

Yes, a good, old-fashioned caption contest.   But why?  Because rule 3.  And everyone loves a caption contest, right?  Well, not everyone, but lots of people.  A plethora.  So, look it over, ponder, and hit us with your best caption!

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66 Comments on “Bear With Me This Week (Ha! ‘Cause The Picture! It’s of a Bear!)”

  1. Valentine Logar Says:

    Because Aspirin between the knees is for sissies.


  2. Roly Says:

    AW! C’mon Babe you know I didn’t mean it!


  3. Paul G. Eberlein Says:

    “Don’t worry…Goldilocks will never find out about us.”


  4. Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson Says:

    “Rex, if you are a very good boy, Momma will give you a biscuit.”


  5. Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson Says:

    Or: Rex had always been a bear in bed, but now she wondered if maybe it was time for Cialis.


  6. Life With The Top Down Says:

    “But it is the morning, and I don’t want to forget”


  7. Alison Armstrong Says:

    Bear: Grrrr.
    Translation: But it doesn’t bother me that you’re a human. Come back to bed. No one will ever know a love like ours.


  8. Curly Carly Says:

    Regret sets in as Baloo and Mowgli’s wife realize they’ve committed the ultimate betrayal.


  9. Elyse Says:

    Why didn’t I marry that doctor instead?


  10. Elyse Says:

    What the hell was I drinking last night?


  11. k8edid Says:

    I can’t help it …I keep thinking about you with that blonde.


  12. prttynpnk Says:

    Bobo had come to accept that Phyllis just wasn’t as daring in bed as he had initially hoped.


  13. susielindau Says:

    These are too good! I don’t think I can come up with one!

    “Don’t worry honey. Mom and Dad will love you just like I do, after they get over the shock that you are human.”


  14. Elyse Says:

    Maybe I should have listened when Mom told me not to go to the zoo that day.


  15. Elyse Says:

    Oh, I don’t know. We could go see a movie.


  16. Soma Mukherjee Says:

    Aw come on don’t be like that it was just a bear burp


  17. gojulesgo Says:

    Bear: I’m just saying you could stand to shave your legs once in a while, honey. …Mmm. Honey.


  18. Life With The Top Down Says:

    My mother was right, all men are animals.


  19. tomwisk Says:

    Don’t worry, if you get pregnant the kids will be raised Catholic.


  20. List of X Says:

    I thought you told me this never happens to a bear…


  21. List of X Says:

    Yes, be very careful of typos. That’s what happens it a woman made a typo requesting a “completely bare male”


  22. freddyflow Says:

    “Ok, you’re right–I should’ve told you about my stunted leg before things got this far.”


  23. Howlin' Mad Heather Says:

    “Bradley Cooper got a tiger in his bedroom and all I got was this lousy bear.”


  24. gingerfightback Says:

    I feel as rough as a bear’s arse this morning.


  25. k8edid Says:

    Goldie wondered whether Teddy would be able to get past her “this one’s too soft” comment.


  26. Anastasia Says:

    It could happen to anyone, honey. I promise I’ll last longer the second time.


  27. racheldeangelis Says:

    “Don’t worry, Sweetheart. I’m sure the baby will take after you.”


  28. Elyse Says:

    Sometimes you just have to grin and bear it.


  29. Tina Says:

    So you were expecting a rug?


  30. kriskkaria Says:

    Is this guy ever going to leave?


  31. My Ox is a Moron Says:

    I’m sorry I’m such a bear, it’s got to be the hair cut. I’ll go to the barber tomorrow and then I’ll be human again.


  32. Michelle Gillies Says:

    These are hysterical. It will be a bear of a decision.


  33. rambling jill Says:

    Where is Nurse Ratched when I really need her?


  34. they still let me vote Says:

    “I’m NOT being unreasonable…I just think the decor looked BETTER before you stuck my yo-yo to the wall…”


  35. they still let me vote Says:


    The: ” i-spy something beginning with “B”” game was becoming tiresome….


  36. benzeknees Says:

    Goldilocks wondered aloud, “What in the world was in the porridge last night?”


  37. 1pointperspective Says:

    Rosalie was deeply disturbed to discover that the woods isn’t the only place where bears crap.


  38. 1pointperspective Says:

    He couldn’t believe it when he woke up and found her trying to chew her arm off.


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