We got a lot of rules around here. A lot of policies; a lot of guidelines. First off? No typos. Ever. Next? A firm commitment to pictures of half of people’s faces. And rule 3: “why not.” So instead of a question for this week, I thought we’d try the Weekly Caption of the Week!
Yes, a good, old-fashioned caption contest. But why? Because rule 3. And everyone loves a caption contest, right? Well, not everyone, but lots of people. A plethora. So, look it over, ponder, and hit us with your best caption!
The Byronic Man 
May 20, 2012 at 3:27 am
Because Aspirin between the knees is for sissies.
May 20, 2012 at 3:48 am
AW! C’mon Babe you know I didn’t mean it!
May 22, 2012 at 8:05 am
tee hee!
May 20, 2012 at 4:07 am
“Don’t worry…Goldilocks will never find out about us.”
May 20, 2012 at 4:59 am
“Rex, if you are a very good boy, Momma will give you a biscuit.”
May 20, 2012 at 5:01 am
Or: Rex had always been a bear in bed, but now she wondered if maybe it was time for Cialis.
May 20, 2012 at 5:05 am
“But it is the morning, and I don’t want to forget”
May 20, 2012 at 6:15 am
Bear: Grrrr.
Translation: But it doesn’t bother me that you’re a human. Come back to bed. No one will ever know a love like ours.
May 20, 2012 at 6:35 am
Regret sets in as Baloo and Mowgli’s wife realize they’ve committed the ultimate betrayal.
May 21, 2012 at 9:28 am
Ha! Awesome.
May 22, 2012 at 3:25 am
Superb!!!
May 22, 2012 at 3:27 am
Superb…
May 22, 2012 at 8:06 am
Giggle giggle
May 20, 2012 at 6:49 am
Why didn’t I marry that doctor instead?
May 20, 2012 at 6:49 am
What the hell was I drinking last night?
May 22, 2012 at 8:06 am
snort guffaw
May 20, 2012 at 6:54 am
I can’t help it …I keep thinking about you with that blonde.
May 20, 2012 at 9:50 am
Good one, Katy!
May 22, 2012 at 8:07 am
ditto – Katy, you’ve become a friggin’ caption monster!
May 23, 2012 at 3:13 pm
It’s the tequila.
May 20, 2012 at 7:11 am
Bobo had come to accept that Phyllis just wasn’t as daring in bed as he had initially hoped.
May 20, 2012 at 8:00 am
These are too good! I don’t think I can come up with one!
“Don’t worry honey. Mom and Dad will love you just like I do, after they get over the shock that you are human.”
May 20, 2012 at 9:52 am
Maybe I should have listened when Mom told me not to go to the zoo that day.
May 20, 2012 at 9:52 am
Oh, I don’t know. We could go see a movie.
May 20, 2012 at 9:54 am
Aw come on don’t be like that it was just a bear burp
May 20, 2012 at 10:32 am
Bear: I’m just saying you could stand to shave your legs once in a while, honey. …Mmm. Honey.
May 21, 2012 at 9:06 am
lol
May 22, 2012 at 8:07 am
tee hee hee
May 20, 2012 at 11:30 am
My mother was right, all men are animals.
May 20, 2012 at 11:35 am
OH !!!! Of course, how did I not think of that !!!!!!
May 20, 2012 at 11:43 am
It came to me in the grocery store! I was laughing out loud and alone….lol! I LOVE your profile picture!!!!!
May 20, 2012 at 12:00 pm
Don’t worry, if you get pregnant the kids will be raised Catholic.
May 22, 2012 at 8:08 am
ha ha!
May 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm
I thought you told me this never happens to a bear…
May 20, 2012 at 12:35 pm
Yes, be very careful of typos. That’s what happens it a woman made a typo requesting a “completely bare male”
May 20, 2012 at 12:39 pm
Was that ironic or what? Now without the typos of my own
Yes, be very careful of typos. That’s what happens if a woman made a typo requesting a “completely bare male”
May 21, 2012 at 7:34 am
The typo gods definitely like irony, and definitely don’t like anything that even hints of a challenge.
May 20, 2012 at 1:28 pm
“Ok, you’re right–I should’ve told you about my stunted leg before things got this far.”
May 20, 2012 at 9:02 pm
“Bradley Cooper got a tiger in his bedroom and all I got was this lousy bear.”
May 21, 2012 at 2:14 am
I feel as rough as a bear’s arse this morning.
May 21, 2012 at 5:45 am
Goldie wondered whether Teddy would be able to get past her “this one’s too soft” comment.
May 21, 2012 at 6:13 am
HA! Fantastic, Katy!
May 21, 2012 at 7:15 am
Double ha ha!
May 22, 2012 at 1:38 am
Triple ha ha! This one’s a definite finalist!
May 22, 2012 at 3:26 am
Genius!!
May 23, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Hahahahaha! Brilliant, Katy!
May 23, 2012 at 3:06 pm
I was talking about the mattress, of course. What did you think I meant?
May 21, 2012 at 9:06 am
It could happen to anyone, honey. I promise I’ll last longer the second time.
May 21, 2012 at 9:07 am
I desperately want to add “mmm, honey”, but it’s been done. 😉
May 21, 2012 at 9:32 am
“Don’t worry, Sweetheart. I’m sure the baby will take after you.”
May 21, 2012 at 9:34 am
Sometimes you just have to grin and bear it.
May 22, 2012 at 8:04 am
THis deserves a rim-shot, Elyse.
May 22, 2012 at 8:12 am
Thanks, Peg!
May 23, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Ha – very good!!
May 21, 2012 at 11:32 am
So you were expecting a rug?
May 21, 2012 at 5:32 pm
Is this guy ever going to leave?
May 21, 2012 at 5:39 pm
I’m sorry I’m such a bear, it’s got to be the hair cut. I’ll go to the barber tomorrow and then I’ll be human again.
May 21, 2012 at 6:00 pm
These are hysterical. It will be a bear of a decision.
May 21, 2012 at 8:12 pm
Where is Nurse Ratched when I really need her?
May 22, 2012 at 3:18 am
“I’m NOT being unreasonable…I just think the decor looked BETTER before you stuck my yo-yo to the wall…”
May 22, 2012 at 3:20 am
….OR
The: ” i-spy something beginning with “B”” game was becoming tiresome….
May 22, 2012 at 8:15 am
Goldilocks wondered aloud, “What in the world was in the porridge last night?”
May 23, 2012 at 4:00 pm
Rosalie was deeply disturbed to discover that the woods isn’t the only place where bears crap.
May 24, 2012 at 3:02 am
Ha.
May 23, 2012 at 4:00 pm
He couldn’t believe it when he woke up and found her trying to chew her arm off.
May 24, 2012 at 3:02 am
HaHa