So, I see you decided to unfollow me. Well, that is certainly your right. I’m sorry to see you go, but I understand. Perhaps my blog wasn’t your style. Perhaps I’m just not your cup of tea. Perhaps I inadvertently offended you somehow, though I sure hope not. Perhaps you just wanted to, in the […]
Tag Archives: Humor
This Weekend’s Box Office Highlights: People Still Like Movies
April 30, 2012
Highlights from this weekend’s movie theater showings: Topping the box office this weekend was Think Like A Man, which is apparently a movie that’s out right now. It was also number one last weekend. Huh. An impressive number of people turned out to see Avengers, only to realize that it opens next weekend, and then […]
The 5 Girliest Things About Me. Revealed in The Name of Conquering And Winning.
April 29, 2012
I am incredibly manly. If I was a cologne, I’d be called “Virility,” but I’m too masculine to wear cologne. There are, though, of course, some things about me that could be considered, well, girly. I don’t mean feminine; I mean girly. You know… things girly girls like. Not many! Nooo, no. Hell no. I […]
Neck & Neck Election Results, Leading To This Week’s Blogger of the Week
April 28, 2012
So I gave a little extra time to the voting for last week’s finalists regarding theme parks since some idiot forgot to make the poll readily available to people (I blame my imaginary intern, Felix). For those of you following the voting today minute-by-minute, perhaps offering you’re own color-commentary and speculations about how voting would […]
This Is Just To Have Already Said…
April 28, 2012
William Carlos Williams is spinning in his grave this week – with joy, that is! Joy at the lovely extensions of his poem “This Is Just To Say” that you all (Byromaniacs? Are we going with that? Sure, we’re going with that) came up with. Whole new levels of imagery and nuance and lots of […]
Ladies And Gentlemen, Books Are Good And Smart And Neat.
April 27, 2012
Each year the library here does one of those programs where they try to get the entire community reading the same novel, then have a series of discussions, and presentations and such, then bring the author to town. This year, they’ve chosen Amor Towles’ Rules Of Civility. They have also chosen to have me do […]
Please Hire Me To Be A Supreme Court Justice
April 26, 2012
The Supreme Court seems to be having some trouble lately. Justices not showing up for work, having inadequate experience, sitting there silently for 6-year spans of time (that would be Thomas). Maybe they need some new blood. Someone to shake things up. Someone who would bring a new approach to law. Someone like me. Why […]
A Brief History of Kidneybean
April 24, 2012
Getting everyone up to speed, from yesterday’s big news (for me)… One night, we’re watching a movie. A preview comes on for Big Miracle, a Drew Barrymore movie about whales. It looks… not great. My wife turns to me and says, “That looks good,” and then bursts into tears. Sobbing. Then she starts laughing, because […]



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