Tag Archives: Humor

My Secret Resume

January 29, 2013

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In may wayward youth, as I focused on writing and performing, I wound up taking a lot of side jobs while other people built meaningful, lasting careers.  Some of them were your standard barista/pub worker jobs, but there was a litter of oddities… jobs that now appear as mysterious blanks spaces on my resume.  But […]

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Let’s Be – air quotes – Adult About This, Shall We?

January 27, 2013

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First, the winner of the photo caption contest – after much thought, much creativity, and probably much mild nausea, we’ve reached the winner for the, um, au natural photographer caption.  Please take a moment to visit the thoroughly interesting and well-written webiste Every Record Tells A Story, who is my new Featured Blogger.  Congratulations on your […]

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Please Hire Me To Be Your Lawyer

January 24, 2013

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I’ve been looking over your case and, I have to tell you, I think it looks very strong.  With my help, not only will you be hailed as a hero, but we’ll both get very rich. Ah, but perhaps I’m getting ahead of myself.  I know there are lawyers just everywhere, so why, you might […]

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Life – The Yelp Reviews

January 21, 2013

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Andrew L.  3 Stars.  I don’t know if this is a criticism or a compliment, but there’s almost too much to do.  There’s literally no possible way to do everything you’d like.  On one hand that’s great, but it can get frustrating.  “I want to be a surfer, oh wait, I want to be a lawyer, […]

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Should You Vote For The Caption Contest Finalists?? Does A Photographer Strip In The Woods?

January 20, 2013

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Last week’s caption contest had a lot of great entries. If you haven’t, you really should take a moment to read the entries here.  Narrowing it down to 5 meant finally just flipping a coin, basically.  But flip a coin I did, to reach these finalists.  (Also, there were some great ones that I finally […]

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A Q&A regarding The Byronic Man Twitterfeed

January 17, 2013

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A Q&A regarding The Byronic Man, now on Twitter… Q: Well, The Byronic Man on Twitter!  Are you excited? A: Oh, definitely!  The same way blogging is such a great way to force yourself to write and publish without over-thinking, and to build community, I think this could be a great new venue. Q: Why […]

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Raiders Of The Lost Outdoor Gear Catalogue

January 14, 2013

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So as many of you may know, I part-time, sometimes, in my extra time, do some modeling.  Now I know what you’re thinking: “Wow, Byronic Man is so cool and glamorous!  He’s like James Bond and Jimmy Page and Indiana Jones and George Clooney and, I don’t know, hell with it, Charlemagne rolled in to […]

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Caption Contest: Bad Dream Senior Pictures Edition

January 13, 2013

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It’s caption contest day!  Hurray! You all know how this works: ponder the odd majesty of the image below and leave your best caption; next week I’ll present the finalists for voting. Some images are just weird.  Some you can tell were caught at just the wrong moment.  Then there are the ones that you […]

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