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Recently voted "The Best Humor Site in America That I, Personally, Write," The Byronic Man is sometimes fiction, but sometimes autobiography. And sometimes cultural criticism. Oh, and occasionally reviews. Okay, it's all those different things, but always humorous. Except on the occasions that it's not. Ah, geez. Look, it's a lot of things, okay? You might like it, is the point.
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38 Comments on “A Special Holiday Message From The Byronic Man”
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The Byronic Man 
December 24, 2012 at 4:03 am
I probably shouldn’t have watched this so close to my dog Chester, who is now barking his face off thinking there is “god forbid” another dog in his domain. Loved the wink at the end…I was waiting for you to break the poker face…lol
I hope your home is filled with joyous noise this holiday season!
December 24, 2012 at 6:45 am
How to end the video was the source of much debate in our household. When I release the Director’s Cut you’ll be able to see the alternate ending, as well as the 3.5 hour cut of the video.
December 24, 2012 at 4:09 am
loved it – how did you not blink throughout that? Loved the wink at the end 😉 Merry Happy!
December 24, 2012 at 6:46 am
The blinking was easier because I had to concentrate so hard not to start laughing. That stocking… it’s just unbelievable.
December 24, 2012 at 4:25 am
That blink was impressive. Merry Christmas, guy.
December 24, 2012 at 4:56 am
My kids made me watch that twice and both times, pure awesomeness. I’m thinking that was more of a nervous twitch at the end. Merry Christmas to you and your family!
December 24, 2012 at 6:48 am
Well, I like to think that this site has always been – first and foremost – a children’s entertainment site.
December 24, 2012 at 5:07 am
I wasn’t expecting something so somber on Christmas Eve. You should probably send me that stocking. Clearly it has a troubling effect on you.
Merry Christmas to you and the B Man Clan, but mostly the pets!
December 24, 2012 at 6:51 am
Actually the stocking just lights up and flaps its ears. The singing was all me.
That’s a lie.
December 24, 2012 at 6:53 am
That’s so funny – on my Christmas Eve vlog, a stocking is actually doing the singing. Don’t tell.
December 24, 2012 at 5:07 am
Squish approves. Merry Christmas! Hope KB’s first one is awesome!
December 24, 2012 at 6:53 am
It’s hard to know how to swing the whole “baby’s first Christmas” thing. I hate to not do anything for her, holiday-wise, but at the same time, she’s two months old. Although I guess she’d be easy to shop for. “Wow! Milk! How did you know?!”
December 24, 2012 at 6:02 am
That is one adorable stocking! Those flapping ears might give Rudolph’s shiny nose some competition. What will they think of next?
December 24, 2012 at 6:50 am
If that was in Santa’s sleigh, he’d be insane before the night was through.
December 24, 2012 at 6:14 am
Awesome. Did you wake the baby making that video? 😄 Happy holidays, Byro. We have so much to be grateful for!
December 24, 2012 at 6:54 am
I went as far as humanly possible and shut every door to try and shield the baby from it. Her reactions to it so far range for fascination to crying.
December 25, 2012 at 6:49 am
Yeah, I was shocked not to hear screaming in the background with such shenanigans going on.
December 24, 2012 at 6:44 am
Profoundly moving stuff. Merry Christmas Byronic Man…
December 24, 2012 at 6:48 am
Well, it is a time for quiet reflection, I think.
December 24, 2012 at 7:07 am
Aw, man… I need new batteries for mine.
Well, Merry Christmas, just the same.
December 24, 2012 at 7:26 am
Hysterical!
December 24, 2012 at 7:30 am
Bewdy! Right back at ya, mate.
December 24, 2012 at 9:12 am
That just made my day, poker face and all…..and who doesn’t love a good wink?? Merry Christmas!!
December 24, 2012 at 9:26 am
The Byronic Man,
Just wait till new baby is of age of playing and activating these lovely, lovely toys……….
Happy holidays,
Le Clown
December 24, 2012 at 10:17 am
How on earth did you get a cameo performance from Uncle Jesse? Wow, you must really have some pull!
If that thing was in my house, it would be on an incessant loop from over-zealous kids playing it over and over and over again. Then it would forcefully have a mysterious and tragic accident.
Merry Merry to you and yours, B!!
December 24, 2012 at 11:52 am
Merry Christmas to you and your family — including that brand new baby girl. You know in years to come you will find singing, barking, dancing, jingling Christmas items less endearing. Trust me on that one!
December 24, 2012 at 12:13 pm
I’m sure you know exactly where the hidden battery pack for that little charmer is, right?
December 25, 2012 at 6:21 am
I am grateful my dog is deaf.
Merry Christmas.
December 26, 2012 at 7:23 am
It’s sweet you used one of those recordable toys and did your own singing.
December 26, 2012 at 8:11 am
Just when I thought you couldn’t get any cuter, you wink at the end. Merry Christmas!
December 26, 2012 at 9:02 am
Merry Christmas Byronic!!
December 26, 2012 at 1:52 pm
Just when I think that humanity has gone down the tubes, I see a little singing light-up animatronic stuffed animal at a Hallmark store checkout/bank drive up window/gas station/bargain bin…and that confirms it.
Hope Baby Byronic enjoyed her first Christmas. Whatever part she was awake for.
December 26, 2012 at 5:45 pm
Merry Christmas (belatedly) to you and yours, Byronic. Hope your New Year is the best ever.
December 26, 2012 at 10:58 pm
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! But did you really have to choke this cute and furry…umm, whatever that ear-flapping thing was?
December 27, 2012 at 11:18 am
ahhh…now I remember the true meaning of the holiday. Batteries….:)
December 30, 2012 at 12:28 pm
Wow. That was cute and annoying all at the same time. A Belated Merry Christmas to you and all the best in 2013! (I’m getting caught up on my reading during the break.)
January 2, 2013 at 3:52 pm
With all that ear flapping, I kept expecting you to take off! (Or maybe you did, later.)
Hello. I seem to be here. Like everyone else in the blogosphere. I blame a lot of people for this, not least Le Clown, Renée, and Darla… and probably many others.
January 2, 2013 at 9:47 pm
Well, I’m glad you’re here! Welcome in.