1. Ricky Schroeder
Ricky charmed America on Silver Spoons. Since then, he’s put on almost 100 pounds, in addition to gaining nearly 35 years! I guess we now what was on the silver spoon: hot fudge!
2. Ingrid Bergman
She used to light up the screen with her sensuality. Has she ruined her looks with face-lifts and crash diets?
3. Brad Pitt
Hunk of hunks Brad Pitt in 2007, then just one year later in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button! It’s called moisturizing, Brad! Look into it!
4. Britney Spears
Look how sexy Brit was in this posed, well-lit, airbrushed photo. 10 years later, in this grainy, candid shot taken mid-word, while the wind blows, and all we can say is Oops, Father Time Did It Again!
The Byronic Man 
October 7, 2013 at 3:20 am
Hahahah I love the perspective. Great blog post. 😀
October 8, 2013 at 7:35 am
Thanks – those magazines in the check out line just push my buttons sometimes…
October 7, 2013 at 3:31 am
Wow. Brad. Dude. Seriously, not a good look. That is one creepy old codger. Good luck with that, Angelina.
Even scarier to me, is I look exactly like Britney’s second photo after I’ve been posed and airbrushed.
October 8, 2013 at 7:36 am
You must go through a TON of hairspray.
October 9, 2013 at 3:47 am
Actually, no. LOL (yes, I put LOL because I am actually LOL’ing g’dammit)
October 7, 2013 at 3:46 am
Maybe it’s the juxtaposition with Brad, but modern day Ingrid Bergman bears a striking resemblance to Angelina Jolie
October 7, 2013 at 3:49 am
Hahaha! I thought it was Lianne Rimes!
October 8, 2013 at 7:36 am
She was a trend-setter!
October 7, 2013 at 4:02 am
I’m sure you would have included Larry King, but they didn’t have cameras back when he was young.
October 7, 2013 at 10:15 pm
probably because the darkness and light haven’t been separated then yet.
October 8, 2013 at 7:37 am
I’m pretty sure he was constructed from spare parts as a 70 year old man.
October 8, 2013 at 2:06 pm
You can’t built a new one out of old parts.
October 7, 2013 at 4:09 am
But … Butttttt …..Where are the pre- and post-tongue shots of Miley?
October 8, 2013 at 7:39 am
I can’t help but feel bad for her. She’s awful, but she’s a product of an industry that can’t wait to spit her out.
October 7, 2013 at 4:37 am
Goodness, Ingrid’s just all skull and bones now….
October 7, 2013 at 4:54 am
I can’t believe Ricky Schroeder gained all that weight.
October 8, 2013 at 7:39 am
Would really have been that hard to maintain his 10-year-old’s ideal weight? No.
October 7, 2013 at 4:56 am
Rick Schroeder started to fall apart as soon as he dropped the “y”
October 8, 2013 at 7:40 am
It’s the classic Hollywood tragedy.
October 7, 2013 at 5:32 am
Well, to be fair, nothing can top the Britney “crazily waving an umbrella at press while bald” pick. I mean, how sexy can you get?
October 7, 2013 at 5:41 am
To be fair, the air-brushed photo of me when I was a teen star is WAY better than the one I just had taken when I was yelling at my dog to take a poop during a wind storm.
October 8, 2013 at 7:41 am
It made me feel gross wading through the “unflattering celeb pics” on the internet to find one to use. Just mean mean mean people mocking photos taken at the worst possible moments.
October 8, 2013 at 8:00 am
Yes, I would imagine that the really bad pictures get the most money. A real statement about our culture, huh?
October 7, 2013 at 6:16 am
Laughed till I peed my pants. Which is unfortunate since I’m sitting in Chic-fil-a.
October 8, 2013 at 7:41 am
They expect that sort of thing there.
October 8, 2013 at 5:34 pm
Is that why they have that basket of sanitizing wipes? I always wondered…
October 7, 2013 at 7:04 am
Poor B-Man. So many to choose from, so little time.
October 7, 2013 at 8:27 am
Kind of like so many olives, so few martinis.
October 7, 2013 at 7:11 am
Killer post – thanks! 🙂
October 7, 2013 at 8:22 am
It is wonderful of you to point out that it is not just us lesser human beings that have trouble aging. Mother Nature and Father Time have no prejudices against the rich and famous.
October 7, 2013 at 3:05 pm
I’m sorry, I didn’t believe your title and I reported it on Twitter…
October 8, 2013 at 7:42 am
It’s okay – If I’d been serious in the post it would probably get a lot more traffic.
October 7, 2013 at 10:17 pm
Only Sexy Stalin never ages.
October 8, 2013 at 7:43 am
I thought about including him. Also the bird who was stalking my cat (he’s aged very badly… he’s roughly cat-stomach-shaped now)
October 9, 2013 at 10:26 pm
I hope it your-cat-stomach-shaped. That bird was asking for it.
October 8, 2013 at 4:09 am
One word. Cher.
October 8, 2013 at 7:46 pm
Oh Britney, why must you break my heart so?
October 10, 2013 at 4:28 pm
Hahaha! I ran into Ricky Shroeder the last time I was in LA. He was hanging out with the girls. His wife and daughters and their friends. I had to take a double take when he smiled at me as I walked by. I am one of those people that everyone thinks they know.
October 17, 2013 at 1:29 am
Ingrid Bergman was LOL!!