OMG, You Won’t BELIEVE How Badly These Celebrities Have Aged!

October 7, 2013


1. Ricky Schroeder


Ricky charmed America on Silver Spoons.  Since then, he’s put on almost 100 pounds, in addition to gaining nearly 35 years!  I guess we now what was on the silver spoon: hot fudge!

2. Ingrid Bergman


She used to light up the screen with her sensuality.  Has she ruined her looks with face-lifts and crash diets?

3. Brad Pitt


Hunk of hunks Brad Pitt in 2007, then just one year later in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button!  It’s called moisturizing, Brad!  Look into it!

4. Britney Spears


Look how sexy Brit was in this posed, well-lit, airbrushed photo.  10 years later, in this grainy, candid shot taken mid-word, while the wind blows, and all we can say is Oops, Father Time Did It Again!

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39 Comments on “OMG, You Won’t BELIEVE How Badly These Celebrities Have Aged!”

  1. strawberryquicksand Says:

    Hahahah I love the perspective. Great blog post. 😀


  2. She's a Maineiac Says:

    Wow. Brad. Dude. Seriously, not a good look. That is one creepy old codger. Good luck with that, Angelina.

    Even scarier to me, is I look exactly like Britney’s second photo after I’ve been posed and airbrushed.


  3. Hippie Cahier Says:

    Maybe it’s the juxtaposition with Brad, but modern day Ingrid Bergman bears a striking resemblance to Angelina Jolie


  4. 1pointperspective Says:

    I’m sure you would have included Larry King, but they didn’t have cameras back when he was young.


  5. Elyse Says:

    But … Butttttt …..Where are the pre- and post-tongue shots of Miley?


  6. Michael Says:

    Goodness, Ingrid’s just all skull and bones now….


  7. speaker7 Says:

    I can’t believe Ricky Schroeder gained all that weight.


  8. thefoodandwinehedonist Says:

    Rick Schroeder started to fall apart as soon as he dropped the “y”


  9. mistyslaws Says:

    Well, to be fair, nothing can top the Britney “crazily waving an umbrella at press while bald” pick. I mean, how sexy can you get?


  10. Lorna's Voice Says:

    To be fair, the air-brushed photo of me when I was a teen star is WAY better than the one I just had taken when I was yelling at my dog to take a poop during a wind storm.


  11. becomingcliche Says:

    Laughed till I peed my pants. Which is unfortunate since I’m sitting in Chic-fil-a.


  12. Sandy Sue Says:

    Poor B-Man. So many to choose from, so little time.


  13. Charlene Woodley Says:

    Killer post – thanks! 🙂


  14. silkpurseproductions Says:

    It is wonderful of you to point out that it is not just us lesser human beings that have trouble aging. Mother Nature and Father Time have no prejudices against the rich and famous.


  15. cannopener Says:

    I’m sorry, I didn’t believe your title and I reported it on Twitter…


  16. List of X Says:

    Only Sexy Stalin never ages.


  17. PinotNinja Says:

    Oh Britney, why must you break my heart so?


  18. susielindau Says:

    Hahaha! I ran into Ricky Shroeder the last time I was in LA. He was hanging out with the girls. His wife and daughters and their friends. I had to take a double take when he smiled at me as I walked by. I am one of those people that everyone thinks they know.


  19. phoxis Says:

    Ingrid Bergman was LOL!!


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