It’s a girl. Kidney Bean, The Byronic Baby, due to become a subscriber in October, is a girl. I am very, very excited. Daddy’s little girl? Damn right. I wanted to know anyways, but not finding out really wasn’t an option. Mrs. Byronic is not a fan of change, and loves the anticipation of things. […]
Tag Archives: Humor
Ask Sexy Stalin
May 14, 2012
Joseph Stalin, the former tyrannical leader of the Soviet Union, wasn’t always all moustaches, starched uniforms and genocide. In his early life, he was a sexy, swarthy man, eager to listen to your problems and offer advice as only a handsome, sensitive young man could. Dear Sexy Stalin, Lately, I’ve been feeling like I’ve settled […]
These Buttons Are Downright Poetic
May 12, 2012
Okay, we’re back on track! It’s time to vote for some finalists, and crown a new Featured Blogger! After a whole extra week to bask in the glory of your poetry creations, you voted – quite enthusiastically – for Skipping Stones’ meditation on the gentle art of ending a relationship: This is just to say […]
We Hold These Truths To Be Self Evident: Some People Are Equal, Some Aren’t.
May 10, 2012
As you’ve undoubtedly heard, North Carolina has amended their state Constitution to ban gay marriage. Why not just pass a law, you ask? Because a law like that would be unconstitutional. But if you change the Constitution? You can make any crazy law you want! Bear in mind, regardless of your opinion on gay marriage: […]
Secrets of Magic: Revealed!
May 8, 2012
The trick: Sawing the lady in half. A woman is placed in a narrow box. The box is then sliced in half. The two sections are separated and the woman is still able to move her toes. The halves are then put back together and the woman emerges unharmed. How it’s done: It’s a little […]
That Really Pushes My Buttons
May 6, 2012
WordPress, it seems, is always looking for ways to improve its sense of community, and finding ways for bloggers to find and connect with each other. Also, they seem to enjoy having your “follow” lists blink in and out, so that sometimes you’re following a blog, then you aren’t, so you re-follow, then suddenly you’re […]
Today, Ma’am, DEA Stands For “Darn Earnest Apology”
May 4, 2012
Terrifying News item: After a drug raid at UC San Diego, engineering student Daniel Chong was questioned by DEA agents, after which he was locked in a 5-by-10 windowless room. He was left there for 4 days without food or water after agents “forgot” he was there. After being accidentally discovered and spending 5 days in […]
Hey, Peg-O-Leg! Let’s Play 20 Questions!
May 3, 2012
Today’s 20 Questions is with Peg, over at Peg-O-Leg. Peg was the coordinator of the recent “Better Living Through Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups” onslaught that took the world by storm. She’s a terrifically talented and prolific blogger who’s earned a spot as “beloved” among many people out here. She has been described by some (well, […]



May 15, 2012
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