“Join the Take ‘N Bake Revolution!” – Papa Murphy’s Pizza flyer left at our house. Day 152: I know we must continue to work in the shadows, but at times my rage is barely containable.  I watch these people deceived by the mindless convenience of the oppressive “delivery” system under which we toil.  It pains […]

Resolutions For 2013 1. Eat entire sandwich, get “I finished the Heart-Buster” shirt and face of Wall Of Fame. 2. Finish “Resolutions For 2012” (note to self – probably exclude #3: Finish “Resolutions For 2011”) 3. Learn in-laws’ names. 4. Read every blog on the Internet and leave thoughtful comments daily. 5. Learn to slow […]

So it’s a funny thing about doing contest/giveaways – you spend all this time setting it up, you forget about two things: What if no one enters? What if people do enter and then I have to choose a winner? Well, I’m completely thrilled that so many people entered this little contest of Jules’ and […]

Are you tired to getting looks of disappointment and barely subdued loathing on Christmas morning?  Constantly baffled that other people seem to find just that perfect gift for the people on their list?  Are you getting ulcers worrying about what to get people this holiday, knowing that if you don’t spend enough on everyone you […]

A while back I wrote about one of the first paid stand-up comedy gigs I ever had, in the lovely Winnemucca, Nevada.  (Here, if you want a little context for today’s story)  At the end of it, I mentioned a guy from the casino taking us out to show us Winnemucca’s “nightlife.”  I said it […]

The baby is 8 weeks old now, which means it was time for KB’s first round of immunizations on Thursday.  “Some babies fuss and cry throughout the night,” the doctor said, “some cry for a little while and then just want to sleep it off.”  I don’t know what she said after that, because all […]

The following is taken from this year’s international broadcast of The Byronic Man Christmas Special… *** Okay, calm down people!  Stop yelling at the computer demanding to know how to enter this contest RIGHT NOW.  First thing’s first: you need to take a moment and head over to Go Jules Go and watch her video […]