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Recently voted "The Best Humor Site in America That I, Personally, Write," The Byronic Man is sometimes fiction, but sometimes autobiography. And sometimes cultural criticism. Oh, and occasionally reviews. Okay, it's all those different things, but always humorous. Except on the occasions that it's not. Ah, geez. Look, it's a lot of things, okay? You might like it, is the point.
Listen, Oliver, buddy… I get it. I do. You’re a tough cat. When we met you at the Humane Society, they called you Brute, because you pushed everyone around. After we got you to our house it took you about one day to decide not to take any crap from the dogs. You even took […]
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This weekend I ran the Dirty Half Marathon. It was intense. The build-up got to the point where at the starting line I was ready to do an about face and run the other direction. Why? First, my friend Mark who I run with signed us up, and I knew it was largely a series […]
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**This is a continuation of the story that begins here. I’d highly recommend reading that first to be caught up. It won’t take that long, I promise. So… The lead actress and the director arrived at last. She wasn’t really speaking because she’d lost her voice that morning and was going to have to croak, […]
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Putting together any kind of creative performance – dance, a play, shooting a film – requires such delusional, quixotic optimism, that when I got a call this Saturday asking if I was available to play a part in a scene for a web series on Sunday, and the associate producer said: I knew there was […]
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An unusual Friday post: just a quick note. The incredibly warm and kinetic Susie Lindau, over at Susie’s Wild Ride, is undergoing a double mastectomy this morning. She’s been very funny and upfront about the whole experience, and – thanks to the organizing efforts of BrickHouseChick at Swimming To My 50’s – a number of […]
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With the movements towards a permanent colony on Mars, and Virgin Galactic’s progress toward civilian space flights, it seems like a good time to offer just a few reflections on space travel and its implications. I think the end of the shuttle program bodes poorly for the screenplay I wanted to produce when I was […]
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4:20am: Hm. I think it’s time to get up. Hm. Yeah. Time to get up. Time to get up! Time to get up! Time to get up! Gosh, where is everybody? TIME TO GET UP! 6:14am: I am very close to figuring out the code to the three buttons on the play station. There is […]
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The sand-colored jeans worn by Mark Hamill in the original Star Wars have gone up for auction! You might reasonably wonder why you should spend the expected 70-100,000 dollars for them, especially if you don’t happen to have a size 29 waist. But that would be because you haven’t thought it through. Just consider all […]
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June 13, 2013
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