The sand-colored jeans worn by Mark Hamill in the original Star Wars have gone up for auction! You might reasonably wonder why you should spend the expected 70-100,000 dollars for them, especially if you don’t happen to have a size 29 waist.
But that would be because you haven’t thought it through. Just consider all the things you can do with them!
You can walk around randomly yelling, “I’m wearing Luke Skywalker’s pants!” Sure you could yell it anyway, but these say “Mark Hamill / 10490 Luke / Star Wars” on the tag, so people won’t think you’re crazy.
No one’s guaranteeing anything, but there’s a chance you’ll become a Jedi if you wear them. Then once you’re a Jedi, you can use a Jedi mind trick to make someone else pay double what you paid.
Any time someone asks you to do something, you can whine, “But I was going to Toschi Station to pick up some power converters!” Then spend 15 minutes explaining the joke.
You’ll be one step closer to having a Luke Skywalker Halloween costume that blows away any competition. And who doesn’t get tired of the endless “Who’s-got-the-best-Luke-Skywalker-as-he-was-dressed-for-the-majority-of-Episode-IV-costume?” bickering every Halloween?
Perfect for the collector trying to expand their collection of memorabilia connected to the cast of Corvette Summer.
They’re Levi’s, and you could take them to a Levi’s store and say you want another pair just like them. Then you can all just laugh and laugh when they realize.
Pick up lines for the next Star Wars/Comic-Con convention. “Hey, baby, how’d you like to get in Luke Skywalker’s pants?” and so forth.
Hey, everyone needs pants, right?