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26 Comments on “How – Really – To Fold A Fitted Sheet”
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May 1, 2014 at 4:07 am
Hey, I fold mine the same way!
May 1, 2014 at 6:30 am
We must have gone to the same finishing school!
May 1, 2014 at 5:29 am
My version includes a lot more #$%@^ and omits steps 1 & 2. It’s all about efficiency.
May 1, 2014 at 6:29 am
The unrated cut of the video gets pretty extreme with the profanity.
May 1, 2014 at 6:04 am
Ohhhh yes! I remember this video well — classic B-man. How do you do it? Even the part where you close the book had me laughing. And I will admit I fold all of my laundry in much the same way. The drawers are just filled with giant blobs.
May 1, 2014 at 6:28 am
Well, closing the book is funny because comedy is all about… timing.
(This joke is less effective in print)
May 1, 2014 at 7:51 am
Ah, yes, a classic. You make it look so easy. Although in all loyalty, I would have to give the sheet-folding-expert nod to Jules’ mom, Babs.
May 1, 2014 at 4:00 pm
Oh, sure, if you want to be be “effective” and “efficient.” I think outside the box.
May 2, 2014 at 9:28 pm
Outside the box springs.
May 2, 2014 at 3:38 pm
Hear hear, Peggles! I actually stayed overnight at Babs’ recently, and [because it is Babs who raised me] washed and folded my bedding the next morning, and almost went back to watch the video because I started to panic about which corner went into which (it was one of the dreaded sheets with elastic all the way around!).
It took two attempts, but in the end, I passed the Babs test! (I just had to have a glass of wine first.)
May 1, 2014 at 8:06 am
Tune in next time for ‘how to find the ends of a fitted sheet’
May 1, 2014 at 4:01 pm
Mathematically, you’ve got a 50% chance of laying the sheet on the bed the right direction. But reality tells us there’s only a 3% chance of the 50% chance.
May 1, 2014 at 9:06 am
HAhahahaha! That was flipping AWESOME – I’m loving the way you give that domestic enigma the BIZ’ness!! All angry-arms & stuff… LOL
May 1, 2014 at 4:04 pm
Your household goods must fear you. It’s the only way to maintain order.
May 1, 2014 at 11:41 am
This video cracked me up the first time and I am still laughing. Open my linen closet. You will find all the sheets in there looks like this.
May 1, 2014 at 12:59 pm
Wait. You fold your laundry? Holy Friggin’ Cow! I could never achieve such elegance—all my laundry goes straight into a heap on a chair.
May 1, 2014 at 3:33 pm
Yes. This.
May 2, 2014 at 7:58 am
LMFAO…a normal sheet and a staple gun: tricks of the trade.
May 2, 2014 at 11:24 am
Reblogged this on mnogosambitna and commented:
♥ must see
May 3, 2014 at 2:58 pm
Very informative for people who own more than one set of sheets…
May 5, 2014 at 1:24 pm
I have this weirdly demented brain that secretly wishes I could have a fitted bedsheet folding competition with Martha Stewart so I could laugh at her for beating the crap outta her in her own type of crap.
May 6, 2014 at 7:42 am
Fold a fitted sheet? What kind of oxymoron is that?!
Mine just go out of the dryer and into the “uncooperative laundry” bucket.
May 6, 2014 at 11:18 am
This right here. Now I have a name for that place where the pants that need hemming, the sweater that picked up a couple of blue marks from the jeans, and the *&@#$ fitted sheets wind up, never to be seen again.
May 12, 2014 at 6:39 am
Really, it’s best not to even try.
May 18, 2014 at 5:33 pm
Mr B.Man, you’re totally nuts!!! LOL that’s not even folded! I use my bed to fold my fitted sheets. Now that the weather is getting hot, (i live in Louisiana,) I’m going to have to change the sheets every 2 weeks or so, but i’ve had plenty of practice folding my fitted sheet. I’ve watched M S do it, and i can’t follow her method, but i think she, and your audience would like my method of folding it. I get it flat and perfect every time. I’ll have to blog about it the next time i fold one, which will be very soon.
May 18, 2014 at 5:37 pm
Mr B.Man, i just showed my wife your video of ‘folding’ your fitted sheet, and she said that she folds it the exact same way you do!!!