Here is a completely true, unembellished (okay – there’s one embellishment. See if you can spot it!) account of our attempts thus far to procure a breast pump through our insurance company, who we’ll just call Federated Kafkaesque Insurance. A company who appears to believe very strongly that there’s not much you can’t just “walk […]
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As Gregor Samsa Awoke One Morning From A Night Of Uneasy Dreams, He Found That His Insurance Company Had Put Him On Hold Again.
Welcome Back, Students!
September 4, 2012
Howdy, Laksehore High Panthers! I hope you had a great summer and are ready for another year of Panther Pride! RAAWR! As you’re getting ready to put away the flip-flops and break out the new school shoes, here’s lots of good news and a few tips to help you prepare for how to make the […]
The Worst Sequels of All Time II: Sequel Harder
September 1, 2012
And now, part 2 of The Bad, in our sequels rundown, The Good, The Bad, and The Contentious. If you missed The Good, it’s here, if you missed numbers 10-6 of The Bad, it’s here. 5. The Hangover, part II. Sequels sometimes use the follow-up to branch beyond the original – try something new, build […]
The Worst Sequels of All Time
August 31, 2012
Today we continue the 3-part series on sequels, The Good, The Bad, And The Contentious. Last time we looked at The Good – some of the very best sequels of all time; the ones that rise above the expectations. Read that list here. And today? The Bad. Numbers 10—6 of the worst of the bunch. […]
Ask Sexy Stalin!
August 28, 2012
Having problems with your relationships? Worried about financial planning? Paranoid that everyone around you is plotting your downfall and wishing to have them banished to a frozen hell-scape? Looking for a swarthy, attractive man to show you the way? Well you’re in luck, because it’s time once again to… Ask Sexy Stalin! Jules from Go […]
Housekeeping and Interviews
August 26, 2012
First order of business: Just a note on Neil Armstrong’s passing away – what an amazing human being, not just because he was the first person to walk on an extra-terrestrial surface, but because by all accounts he was an incredibly decent, honorable, intelligent, hard-working person. He was, in other words, exactly the sort of […]
Byronic Man Goes On The (Virtual) Road
August 25, 2012
Quick note today: Recently Emily over at Snotting Black asked if I’d be interested in writing a guest post on the theme “I Immediately Regret Doing This.” Well, I think she might be writing a post on immediately regretting asking me to guest post, because I didn’t think at the time that I’d be doing […]
Max and the Argentinian Death Penguin, Part 5: Death Holds A Staring Contest
August 24, 2012
And now, continuing from part 4, the conclusion of… Max and the Argentinian Death Penguin Part 5: Death Holds A Staring Contest Ditching the Death Blood Cult priest had been easy – what with him having no eyes and all – but the fact that he knew they were coming meant they had no time […]



September 6, 2012
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