(I know it has been for a while, but we have late seasons here, so it’s just now warming up)
Flowers blooming, birds singing, lawns needing to be mowed every fifteen damn minutes. It’s a magical time of year. It’s also, of course, the season of love. Pure, innocent love. Also, desperate, creepy love. Time for those lacking in any social skills to attempt to snare a mate through that lowest of means, the pick up line. And they can get pretty bleak, can’t they? But that’s when they get really fun – the bad, bad pick up lines. For this week’s Weekly Question of the Week, I though it’d be fun to come up with the worst pick up line you can. It can be one you’ve heard, but really reach down deep and give me the worst pick up line you can. Along the lines, of, perhaps…
“Did you know that 97% of venereal diseases are easily treatable?”
“So, the cop failed to appear and the judge dismissed the entire case. Which means I have got some free time tonight and am in the mood to celebrate.”
“I just picked up a hide-a-bed someone threw out by the side of the freeway. Wanna come check it out?”
Or maybe… something even better! So hit me with your worst pick up line.
(And don’t forget to vote for last week’s finalists. You can try to hit on them or not. Your call.)