Tag Archives: 9/11

We’ll Return To Your Emergency After These Important Messages From Our Sponsors.

July 10, 2012


More and more communities are privatizing services traditionally considered public, including emergency services such as 911. – AP Newswire item Dispatch: Toyota Mountain-Dew 911, what’s your emergency? Caller: Someone’s broken in to our house.  Oh my God, we just got, uh, got back from vacation and there’s broken glass and – Dispatch: Ma’am? Ma’am?  Calm […]

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Movie Stars: Is There Anything They Can’t Do?

January 20, 2012


Mark Wahlberg, the actor best known for being an action star, but in what, exactly, you can never really recall, recently gave an interview in which he explains the tragedy of September 11, 2001. No, not that tragedy.  The tragedy that he wasn’t on one of the planes that day. Seriously.  Wahlberg was, apparently, supposed […]

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