How Are Americans Spending Their Spring Break?

March 24, 2014

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21 Comments on “How Are Americans Spending Their Spring Break?”

  1. becomingcliche's avatar
  2. Judith's avatar
    Judith Says:

    You are VERY funny!

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  3. RoSy's avatar
  4. Go Jules Go's avatar
    Go Jules Go Says:

    Consider yourself officially challenged for a Pie / Pie Chart-Off.

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  5. Dana's avatar
    Dana Says:

    I love a good pie chart. And a good pie!

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  6. BrainRants's avatar
    BrainRants Says:

    18% freezing here.

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  7. Michael's avatar
    Michael Says:

    How does Sexy Stalin spend his spring break, I wonder? (In Soviet Russia, spring breaks YOU!)

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  8. speaker7's avatar
    speaker7 Says:

    Is there a slice of the pie for sighing and freezing because that is my spring break.

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  9. 1pointperspective's avatar
    1pointperspective Says:

    I’m spending my spring break shopping for a new snow shovel.

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  10. Libby Herz's avatar
    monteithslythersuth Says:

    I’m freezing and hating all Floridians (nothing personal, its a jealousy issue). Tried to get into a moral expose, but was turned down because I was too moral?

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  11. sarah9188's avatar
    sarah9188 Says:

    32% right here. *insert heavy, I have no spring break sigh here*

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  12. List of X's avatar
    List of X Says:

    I don’t know what’s so special about Spring Break. I’ve had the same tropical beach background since 2008

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  13. She's a Maineiac's avatar
    She's a Maineiac Says:

    My spring break was spectacular. I wrote three research papers while freezing my ass off AND managed to find the perfect image of spring flowers to go on my facebook profile. Sadly, now every time I go on facebook I get even angrier. Those stupid asshole flowers mock me.

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  14. geralynwichers's avatar
    geralynwichers Says:

    Spring break? What spring break?

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  15. SilkPurseProductions's avatar
    silkpurseproductions Says:

    Freezing would have a much higher percentage here.

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  16. Scott Oglesby's avatar
    Scott Oglesby Says:

    By “Appearing in background of TV expose on moral decay of American youth” do you mean the current cast of Real World or do you mean on the security footage of an Abercrombie and Fitch mall outlet? (I’m just clarifying for my thesis work titled “The Shittiest Generation Imaginable.”

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  17. miguel15mv's avatar
    miguel15mv Says:

    Reblogged this on My Life As Miguel and commented:
    Im part of the 14%

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  18. maxthehound's avatar
    maxthehound Says:

    Reblogged this on Cocc Blogging class and commented:
    We are showing an example of how to reblog. Just hit the reblog button on this site. Enjoy the stats on how people are spending Spring Break.

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