How Are Americans Spending Their Spring Break?

March 24, 2014



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21 Comments on “How Are Americans Spending Their Spring Break?”

  1. Judith Says:

    You are VERY funny!


  2. Go Jules Go Says:

    Consider yourself officially challenged for a Pie / Pie Chart-Off.


  3. Dana Says:

    I love a good pie chart. And a good pie!


  4. BrainRants Says:

    18% freezing here.


  5. Michael Says:

    How does Sexy Stalin spend his spring break, I wonder? (In Soviet Russia, spring breaks YOU!)


  6. speaker7 Says:

    Is there a slice of the pie for sighing and freezing because that is my spring break.


  7. 1pointperspective Says:

    I’m spending my spring break shopping for a new snow shovel.


  8. monteithslythersuth Says:

    I’m freezing and hating all Floridians (nothing personal, its a jealousy issue). Tried to get into a moral expose, but was turned down because I was too moral?


  9. sarah9188 Says:

    32% right here. *insert heavy, I have no spring break sigh here*


  10. List of X Says:

    I don’t know what’s so special about Spring Break. I’ve had the same tropical beach background since 2008


  11. She's a Maineiac Says:

    My spring break was spectacular. I wrote three research papers while freezing my ass off AND managed to find the perfect image of spring flowers to go on my facebook profile. Sadly, now every time I go on facebook I get even angrier. Those stupid asshole flowers mock me.


  12. geralynwichers Says:

    Spring break? What spring break?


  13. silkpurseproductions Says:

    Freezing would have a much higher percentage here.


  14. Scott Oglesby Says:

    By “Appearing in background of TV expose on moral decay of American youth” do you mean the current cast of Real World or do you mean on the security footage of an Abercrombie and Fitch mall outlet? (I’m just clarifying for my thesis work titled “The Shittiest Generation Imaginable.”


  15. miguel15mv Says:

    Reblogged this on My Life As Miguel and commented:
    Im part of the 14%


  16. maxthehound Says:

    Reblogged this on Cocc Blogging class and commented:
    We are showing an example of how to reblog. Just hit the reblog button on this site. Enjoy the stats on how people are spending Spring Break.


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