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21 Comments on “How Are Americans Spending Their Spring Break?”
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The Byronic Man 
March 24, 2014 at 8:37 am
I am the 14%.
March 24, 2014 at 8:43 am
You are VERY funny!
March 24, 2014 at 9:40 am
18% Brrr…
March 24, 2014 at 10:01 am
Consider yourself officially challenged for a Pie / Pie Chart-Off.
March 24, 2014 at 10:18 am
Making Pie Charts is something I do quite often at work. If only that would translate into actual pie.
March 24, 2014 at 11:38 am
I love a good pie chart. And a good pie!
March 24, 2014 at 12:02 pm
18% freezing here.
March 24, 2014 at 12:48 pm
How does Sexy Stalin spend his spring break, I wonder? (In Soviet Russia, spring breaks YOU!)
March 24, 2014 at 1:20 pm
Is there a slice of the pie for sighing and freezing because that is my spring break.
March 24, 2014 at 3:23 pm
I’m spending my spring break shopping for a new snow shovel.
March 25, 2014 at 5:42 am
Smart.
March 24, 2014 at 4:01 pm
I’m freezing and hating all Floridians (nothing personal, its a jealousy issue). Tried to get into a moral expose, but was turned down because I was too moral?
March 24, 2014 at 9:11 pm
32% right here. *insert heavy, I have no spring break sigh here*
March 24, 2014 at 9:56 pm
I don’t know what’s so special about Spring Break. I’ve had the same tropical beach background since 2008
March 25, 2014 at 4:31 am
My spring break was spectacular. I wrote three research papers while freezing my ass off AND managed to find the perfect image of spring flowers to go on my facebook profile. Sadly, now every time I go on facebook I get even angrier. Those stupid asshole flowers mock me.
March 25, 2014 at 5:43 am
Exactly why I left the icy tree-scape as my FB profile picture. *sigh* Always the realist.
March 25, 2014 at 9:26 am
Spring break? What spring break?
March 25, 2014 at 3:51 pm
Freezing would have a much higher percentage here.
March 30, 2014 at 12:44 pm
By “Appearing in background of TV expose on moral decay of American youth” do you mean the current cast of Real World or do you mean on the security footage of an Abercrombie and Fitch mall outlet? (I’m just clarifying for my thesis work titled “The Shittiest Generation Imaginable.”
April 19, 2014 at 12:52 pm
Reblogged this on My Life As Miguel and commented:
Im part of the 14%
April 24, 2014 at 6:42 pm
Reblogged this on Cocc Blogging class and commented:
We are showing an example of how to reblog. Just hit the reblog button on this site. Enjoy the stats on how people are spending Spring Break.