March Caption Contest: Gun-Control Debate Edition

March 24, 2013


As Congressmen on both sides of the aisle continue to debate over the best way to completely abandon the gun control question without looking like careerist cowards, the issue of guns in America continues to be at the forefront of people’s minds, on all sides of the issue.

But for today let’s turn our attention, instead, to hilarious captions for old photographs!  Yay!  Take a look at this photo and give us your best ideas of what’s happening here.



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32 Comments on “March Caption Contest: Gun-Control Debate Edition”

  1. 1pointperspective Says:

    Fenway had two challenges; The first was to get Butterworth to wear a straw hat, the second was convincing him to hold his shaft.


  2. 1pointperspective Says:

    Before the invention of the Corvette, men had to find other ways to compensate for their anatomical shortcomings.


  3. Go Jules Go Says:

    Sure, the new Manly Mannington 47 was impressive; if only they could get the assembly time under 3 hours.


  4. Elyse Says:

    That buck is fucked.


  5. Renee Says:

    Debate in Congress continues to rage over whether or not owners of the RI3 (Really Impressive 3) should be required to apply for a permit to carry. Representative Holcomb (R – Alabama) called the idea “ludicrous” and stated, “asking two men to apply for a gun license together is against the laws of nature. What’s next?” Where does it end?”


  6. thefoodandwinehedonist Says:

    Wadsworth, are you concealing that massive rifle in your pants or are you happy to see me?


  7. skippingstones Says:

    “Is that your gun on my shoulder or…?


  8. 1pointperspective Says:

    Be veh-wy veh-wy quiet! Weah hunting wabbits!


  9. My Inner Chick Says:

    “Shit, Mr. Piebody, did you know you had a rip in your pants?”


  10. Gorilla Bananas Says:

    That elephant is going to regret challenging me to a duel.


  11. Blogdramedy Says:

    The day before the invention of the ear protector.


  12. Renee Says:

    In the absence of any real strategy, Alfred and Milton decided it was time to bring out the big guns.


  13. winopants Says:

    A dream for most men, that the handling of their weapon would be a two-person job


  14. Laura Says:

    “Yes, this was his gun, and he did leave a note — but my instincts tell me, Watson, that this wasn’t a suicide.”


  15. tomwisk Says:

    Wait, he’s not close enough.


  16. Eagle Tech Says:

    Georges was VERY happy to see her.


  17. Lorna's Voice Says:

    “Proof positive to the Conspiracy Theorists that it was never a lone gun man.”


  18. Life With The Top Down Says:

    Ahem…apparently size does matter.


  19. TAE Says:

    “DOMA? It’s in the past. This way even Republicans will let me claim you as a dependent, sweetie pie.”


  20. cboliver22 Says:

    And no one ever need a concealed weapon permit again…


  21. pegoleg Says:

    I have a feeling the guy who lives here won’t like us messing with his stuff. C’mon Jack, let’s get back to the beanstalk.


  22. ian Says:

    I need it for home defence.


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