March 24, 2013
As Congressmen on both sides of the aisle continue to debate over the best way to completely abandon the gun control question without looking like careerist cowards, the issue of guns in America continues to be at the forefront of people’s minds, on all sides of the issue.
But for today let’s turn our attention, instead, to hilarious captions for old photographs! Yay! Take a look at this photo and give us your best ideas of what’s happening here.
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The Byronic Man 
March 24, 2013 at 4:42 am
Fenway had two challenges; The first was to get Butterworth to wear a straw hat, the second was convincing him to hold his shaft.
March 24, 2013 at 4:49 am
Hahahahahaha! Something tells me he really didn’t need to be convinced.
March 24, 2013 at 5:25 am
LIKE.
March 24, 2013 at 4:43 am
Before the invention of the Corvette, men had to find other ways to compensate for their anatomical shortcomings.
March 24, 2013 at 5:25 am
Sure, the new Manly Mannington 47 was impressive; if only they could get the assembly time under 3 hours.
March 24, 2013 at 5:44 am
LIKE.
March 24, 2013 at 6:06 am
That buck is fucked.
March 24, 2013 at 7:09 am
Love
March 24, 2013 at 8:15 am
Thanks!
March 24, 2013 at 6:16 am
Debate in Congress continues to rage over whether or not owners of the RI3 (Really Impressive 3) should be required to apply for a permit to carry. Representative Holcomb (R – Alabama) called the idea “ludicrous” and stated, “asking two men to apply for a gun license together is against the laws of nature. What’s next?” Where does it end?”
March 24, 2013 at 1:39 pm
LIKE!
March 27, 2013 at 2:36 pm
Bahaha! Yes!
March 24, 2013 at 7:11 am
Wadsworth, are you concealing that massive rifle in your pants or are you happy to see me?
March 24, 2013 at 7:29 am
“Is that your gun on my shoulder or…?
March 24, 2013 at 1:39 pm
Like
March 24, 2013 at 7:40 am
Be veh-wy veh-wy quiet! Weah hunting wabbits!
March 24, 2013 at 7:53 am
“Shit, Mr. Piebody, did you know you had a rip in your pants?”
March 24, 2013 at 8:00 am
That elephant is going to regret challenging me to a duel.
March 24, 2013 at 9:13 am
The day before the invention of the ear protector.
March 24, 2013 at 10:51 am
In the absence of any real strategy, Alfred and Milton decided it was time to bring out the big guns.
March 24, 2013 at 10:57 am
A dream for most men, that the handling of their weapon would be a two-person job
March 24, 2013 at 11:05 am
“Yes, this was his gun, and he did leave a note — but my instincts tell me, Watson, that this wasn’t a suicide.”
March 24, 2013 at 11:30 am
Well played.
March 24, 2013 at 12:40 pm
Ha. You get my vote, whether or not voting is allowed.
March 24, 2013 at 1:26 pm
Wait, he’s not close enough.
March 24, 2013 at 1:42 pm
Georges was VERY happy to see her.
March 24, 2013 at 2:26 pm
“Proof positive to the Conspiracy Theorists that it was never a lone gun man.”
March 24, 2013 at 3:16 pm
Ahem…apparently size does matter.
March 26, 2013 at 6:51 am
“DOMA? It’s in the past. This way even Republicans will let me claim you as a dependent, sweetie pie.”
March 27, 2013 at 2:37 pm
And no one ever need a concealed weapon permit again…
March 27, 2013 at 6:48 pm
I have a feeling the guy who lives here won’t like us messing with his stuff. C’mon Jack, let’s get back to the beanstalk.
March 28, 2013 at 10:08 pm
I need it for home defence.