We Interrupt Our Regularly Scheduled Programming…

October 12, 2012

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The Byronic Girl – aka Kidneybean – born 10/10/12 at 12:27pm. ย Baby is healthy and fine. ย Mom is worse for wear but okay, and recovering.

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92 Comments on “We Interrupt Our Regularly Scheduled Programming…”

  1. Le Clown Says:

    The Byronic Man,
    Beautiful. Congrats.
    Best wishes, and sleep.
    Le Clown

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  2. mistyslaws Says:

    Awwwwww!! Congrats, proud papa! Very happy for you. Also hope you have gotten all the sleep you need in the years leading up to this blessed event. Because there won’t be any more of that for a while. Good luck and mazel tov!

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  3. maryisidra Says:

    Yay for ya’ll!!! Get ready for the ride Daddy ๐Ÿ™‚

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  4. A Broad at Home Says:

    Yay! Congratulations Mr. And Mrs. B on beautiful Baby Kidneybean!! Babies are magical.

    Btw, Gwenyth Paltrow is going to be sooooo pissed you took her food-baby-name idea ; )

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  5. shermangerherd Says:

    Beautiful! Happy birthday , young Lady. Congrat’s all around!

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  6. candycoatedreality Says:

    GORGEOUS lil baby girl you have there!! CONGRATS to you and her Momma!!

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  7. becomingcliche Says:

    Congratulations! She is so beautiful! Wishing your wife a quick recovery. Welcome to the most amazing ride of your life!

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  8. sj Says:

    So. Beautiful. Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Byronic!

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  9. Tina Says:

    Wonderful! Thanks for sharing with us.

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  10. Life With The Top Down Says:

    She’s so beautiful! Best wishes to you all as you enter this amazing chapter. Positive vibes to Mrs. B. for a quick recovery.

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  11. crying in the bathroom Says:

    Congratulations! The Byronic baby is beautiful. I’m glad all are well. You’re a daddy now, sending so many best wishes your way.

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  12. She's a Maineiac Says:

    Simply beautiful! Congrats on your sweet baby girl!!

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  13. Clip Snark Says:

    What a beautiful baby! Congratulations to you and your family!

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  14. keepingitreal Says:

    What a gift! A beautiful extension of you and your wife. Congratulations.

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  15. the drunken cyclist Says:

    Congratulations! I will never forget the days my boys were born. After my wedding, the happiest days of my life. I am sure she will bring you great joy!

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  16. Don't Quote Lily Says:

    B-man!!! CONGRATULATIONS to you both!!! She is absolutely precious!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

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  17. Laura Says:

    Awwwwwwwww! Congratulations.

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  18. wildramp Says:

    Lots of love and acceptance and teaching good things!!

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  19. mylifeisthebestlife Says:

    She’s absolutely PERFECT!!! Congratulations to you, and many healing vibes to Mom.

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  20. tonjekir Says:

    Congratulations! She’s beautiful!

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  21. Leanne Shirtliffe Says:

    Welcome, Byronic girl! Congrats from Canada, eh?

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  22. thesinglecell Says:

    Yay Baby Byronic! She’s beautiful. Congratulations, and best wishes for speedy recovery to Mrs. B.

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  23. Go Jules Go Says:

    Holy Chipmunks with Second Husbands watching Glee while eating Hot Pockets and Drinking Champagne. She is perfect.

    CONGRATULATIONS, B and Mrs. B!!!!!

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  24. Love and Lunchmeat Says:

    Congratulations a million times over! She’s beautiful! I can’t believe how small she looks next to that adult hand… Best to you and the Missus.

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  25. tomwisk Says:

    Best wishes, the journey begins.

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  26. Every Record Tells A Story Says:

    Many congratulations. My 4 year old has marked the occasion by vomiting over my suit this morning… She means well though.

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  27. JenniferVaughn Says:

    Congratulations Byronic Family!! She is beautiful!!

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  28. Morgan Says:

    Oh hooray! I can’t wait to meet her one of these days. Miss you both!

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  29. Michael Says:

    Awwwwww…..congrats, bravo, huzzah, hurray, and mazel tov!

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  30. Erynn Elizabeth Says:

    Lovely little lady! Congrats.

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  31. on thehomefrontandbeyond Says:

    Congrats – give my best to your wife (I remember!) (vividly!) Happy little bean!

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  32. Fortyteen Candles Says:

    So beautiful and sweet! Congratulations to you and your family ๐Ÿ™‚

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  33. 1pointperspective Says:

    Heartiest congrats. Welcome to the humble fraternity of fatherhood.

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  34. Andrea Kelly Says:

    She’s beautiful! Congratulations to you both ๐Ÿ™‚

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  35. gwynnem Says:

    Congratulations to you and your wife, Byronic Man!

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  36. Elyse Says:

    Congratulations. Wishing you many years of laughter together.

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  37. Pleun Says:

    Congratulations on this achievement! And a beautiful little girl it is! Love the name ๐Ÿ™‚

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  38. k8edid Says:

    That is a beautiful baby – so wonderful that all are doing well. Such an exciting time. Congratulations.

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  39. Catherine Johnson Says:

    Awww! Congratulations!

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  40. pegoleg Says:

    The Byronic baby! Congratulations – God bless all three of you.

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  41. Eagle-Eyed Editor Says:

    That’s great! Congratulations to both of you! Best wishes for the little one to enjoy a long, healthy and humor-packed life.

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  42. benzeknees Says:

    Oh congrats Byronic & wife! A beautiful little girl, she will be the treasure of your life!

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  43. speaker7 Says:

    Wonderful news! Make sure to get your wife take-out for the next two months.

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  44. Renรฉe A. Schuls-Jacobson Says:

    Congratulations Byro. To you and Mamma. So happy to know there is a Byronic baby in the world!

    I’m sure you’ll get a lot of sleep.

    Eventually.

    Or not.

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  45. skippingstones Says:

    Magnificent! Congratulations!

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  46. The Bumble Files Says:

    She’s beautiful! Congratulations to you and mommy!! I hope everyone is getting some rest.

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  47. Angie Z. Says:

    She is truly beautiful…are you sure you didn’t switch her out with a more pretty 2-month-old like you mentioned they do on TV?

    CONGRATULATIONS! I hope Byronic Wife is doing better. What a champ!

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  48. rambling jill Says:

    Congratulations and best wishes to you and Lady Byronic. Wow! Your world just got a whole new dimension. May she be perfect in every way, and read above grade level by age 4.

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  49. Valentine Logar Says:

    Awwww, Mrs. B did cooked good she has hair and everything. Beautiful. Now the fun begins! What a lovely addition, congratulations.

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  50. earthriderjudyberman Says:

    Delighted to hear this wonderful news. Best wishes to you, your wife, and your new baby girl.

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  51. Carol O. Says:

    Awesome! My heartiest congratulations to you and Mrs. B. Kidneybean looks just like her father. And maybe like her mother (I don’t know!). ๐Ÿ™‚ I’m SO happy for you all!

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  52. Jennifer Avventura Says:

    A little Libra girl. Congratulations!

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  53. Aliza Says:

    Oh my!! So beautiful baby! Best ov luck to you ๐Ÿ™‚ Live happy life little angel!

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  54. Sandy Sue Says:

    Thanks for sharing your miracle with us. Sending love and healing juju to Mom. May you all Live Long and Prosper.

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  55. auntyamo Says:

    Hey congrats ๐Ÿ™‚ Love from Ireland x

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  56. Kate Says:

    Hi baby girl!
    She’s beautiful.
    Glad everyone is safe and well, even if a little worse for wear.

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  57. colinsplace Says:

    Congrats to the Byronic family !

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  58. Michelle Gillies Says:

    Welcome to the world Kidneybean! You are adorable and you already have a fan base of Byromaniacs.
    Congratulations to Mom & Dad. Enjoy.

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  59. Jackie Cangro Says:

    Congratulations Byronic Dad!
    She’s beautiful.

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  60. angeliquejamail Says:

    Congratulations! I hope everyone has a speedy recovery and stays healthy. ๐Ÿ™‚ Best of everything to your sweet little girl, and to you and Mrs. Byronic as you attempt desperately and successfully to navigate the psychosis that is the first few weeks of parenthood. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Hang in there. And sleep when the baby sleeps.

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  61. Jessica Says:

    Welcome to the world, Baby Byronic! And congrats to you and the Mrs., B!

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  62. Rinth Says:

    Congratulations!!!

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  63. Blogdramedy Says:

    Seriously? What a cool name! Kidneybean…no one will make fun of that name at the playground. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    You are about to start a grand adventure. Pack light and always have your running shoes at the ready. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  64. susielindau Says:

    Congratulations to the Byronic Girl! Let the fun begin!
    I am happy dancing for you!

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  65. Side Yard Flock Says:

    Look at all the love! I will offer one piece of un-solicited advice (which all new parents hate to get, and all veteran parents seem to be unable to keep from giving) check out the book Babywise. It is a baby-bible, no joke. It is a quick read (some parts can even be skimmed as I’m sure you’re smarter than the average man, being byronic and all) but it will literally teach you and your wife how to teach your baby to sleep through the night, and then you’ll have one more thing to brag about. (In case you were running out of things, which I’m sure you wern’t.)

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  66. Audrey Says:

    She’s precious!! Congratulations to you and Mrs. Byronic!

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  67. Wilma Says:

    Congratulations!

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  68. spilledinkguy Says:

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!
    All-caps style!

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  69. Soma Mukherjee Says:

    Aww she is so cute tons of love and hugs to the cute angel..Bless her
    congratulations ๐Ÿ™‚

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  70. Richard Wiseman Says:

    Aahhh so sweet. Makes me broody. Congratulations to you both, extremely belated, but sincere.

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  71. marbles Says:

    Welcome to the world, Byronic bubba! Now, don’t forget to give Mum and Dad your instruction manual! My babies hid them from me, so I had NO IDEA what I was doing.

    Big kisses!

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  72. rachelocal Says:

    Congrats on your new little legume! She’s precious!

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  73. hollybernabe Says:

    Congrats! She’s beautiful. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  74. tinkerbelle86 Says:

    Eeek! Congratulations. What is KB going to be officially know as?

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  75. Dana Says:

    Congratulations, Byronic Man! It’s taken me a whole month to finally get to this post, but I hope Kidney Bean/Zoe is doing well in her first month outside the womb and that mom is recovering well. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply

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