The Byronic Girl – aka Kidneybean – born 10/10/12 at 12:27pm. Baby is healthy and fine. Mom is worse for wear but okay, and recovering.
About The Byronic Man
Recently voted "The Best Humor Site in America That I, Personally, Write," The Byronic Man is sometimes fiction, but sometimes autobiography. And sometimes cultural criticism. Oh, and occasionally reviews. Okay, it's all those different things, but always humorous. Except on the occasions that it's not. Ah, geez. Look, it's a lot of things, okay? You might like it, is the point.
View all posts by The Byronic ManSubscribe
Subscribe to our RSS feed and social profiles to receive updates.
92 Comments on “We Interrupt Our Regularly Scheduled Programming…”
Trackbacks/Pingbacks
-
-
October 12, 2012
[…] Weird that I dreamt B-Man was on twitter because he just posted today that their baby girl was born! Go wish him congratulations on the birth of The Byronic Girl. […]
Every Time You Leave A Comment, An Angel Gets Its Wings.
The Byronic Man 
October 12, 2012 at 10:01 am
The Byronic Man,
Beautiful. Congrats.
Best wishes, and sleep.
Le Clown
October 12, 2012 at 10:02 am
Awwwwww!! Congrats, proud papa! Very happy for you. Also hope you have gotten all the sleep you need in the years leading up to this blessed event. Because there won’t be any more of that for a while. Good luck and mazel tov!
October 12, 2012 at 10:03 am
I second that Awwwww. Like this: Awwwww!
Congratulations. She is absolutely beautiful. Sooo precious.
October 12, 2012 at 2:52 pm
I see your Awwwww and raise you a Woot-Woot.
October 15, 2012 at 11:19 am
hello kidneybean! bless you! conrats byronic man!
October 15, 2012 at 11:19 am
hello kidneybean! bless you! congrats byronic man!
October 12, 2012 at 10:04 am
Yay for ya’ll!!! Get ready for the ride Daddy 🙂
October 12, 2012 at 10:05 am
Yay! Congratulations Mr. And Mrs. B on beautiful Baby Kidneybean!! Babies are magical.
Btw, Gwenyth Paltrow is going to be sooooo pissed you took her food-baby-name idea ; )
October 12, 2012 at 10:06 am
Beautiful! Happy birthday , young Lady. Congrat’s all around!
October 12, 2012 at 10:10 am
GORGEOUS lil baby girl you have there!! CONGRATS to you and her Momma!!
October 12, 2012 at 10:12 am
Congratulations! She is so beautiful! Wishing your wife a quick recovery. Welcome to the most amazing ride of your life!
October 12, 2012 at 10:14 am
So. Beautiful. Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Byronic!
October 12, 2012 at 10:18 am
Wonderful! Thanks for sharing with us.
October 12, 2012 at 10:22 am
She’s so beautiful! Best wishes to you all as you enter this amazing chapter. Positive vibes to Mrs. B. for a quick recovery.
October 12, 2012 at 10:23 am
Congratulations! The Byronic baby is beautiful. I’m glad all are well. You’re a daddy now, sending so many best wishes your way.
October 12, 2012 at 10:23 am
Mazel Tov!!
October 12, 2012 at 10:27 am
Simply beautiful! Congrats on your sweet baby girl!!
October 12, 2012 at 10:31 am
What a beautiful baby! Congratulations to you and your family!
October 12, 2012 at 10:34 am
What a gift! A beautiful extension of you and your wife. Congratulations.
October 12, 2012 at 10:36 am
Congratulations! I will never forget the days my boys were born. After my wedding, the happiest days of my life. I am sure she will bring you great joy!
October 12, 2012 at 10:36 am
B-man!!! CONGRATULATIONS to you both!!! She is absolutely precious!!! 😀
October 12, 2012 at 10:38 am
Awwwwwwwww! Congratulations.
October 12, 2012 at 10:39 am
Lots of love and acceptance and teaching good things!!
October 12, 2012 at 10:56 am
Congrats papa!
October 12, 2012 at 11:03 am
She’s absolutely PERFECT!!! Congratulations to you, and many healing vibes to Mom.
October 12, 2012 at 11:04 am
Congratulations! She’s beautiful!
October 12, 2012 at 11:08 am
Welcome, Byronic girl! Congrats from Canada, eh?
October 12, 2012 at 11:10 am
Yay Baby Byronic! She’s beautiful. Congratulations, and best wishes for speedy recovery to Mrs. B.
October 12, 2012 at 11:17 am
Holy Chipmunks with Second Husbands watching Glee while eating Hot Pockets and Drinking Champagne. She is perfect.
CONGRATULATIONS, B and Mrs. B!!!!!
October 12, 2012 at 11:18 am
Congratulations a million times over! She’s beautiful! I can’t believe how small she looks next to that adult hand… Best to you and the Missus.
October 12, 2012 at 11:34 am
Best wishes, the journey begins.
October 12, 2012 at 11:38 am
Welcome to fatherhood!
October 12, 2012 at 11:58 am
Many congratulations. My 4 year old has marked the occasion by vomiting over my suit this morning… She means well though.
October 12, 2012 at 12:01 pm
Congratulations Byronic Family!! She is beautiful!!
October 12, 2012 at 12:02 pm
Oh hooray! I can’t wait to meet her one of these days. Miss you both!
October 12, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Awwwwww…..congrats, bravo, huzzah, hurray, and mazel tov!
October 12, 2012 at 12:29 pm
Lovely little lady! Congrats.
October 12, 2012 at 12:52 pm
Congrats – give my best to your wife (I remember!) (vividly!) Happy little bean!
October 12, 2012 at 1:07 pm
So beautiful and sweet! Congratulations to you and your family 🙂
October 12, 2012 at 1:27 pm
Heartiest congrats. Welcome to the humble fraternity of fatherhood.
October 12, 2012 at 1:38 pm
She’s beautiful! Congratulations to you both 🙂
October 12, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Congratulations!
October 12, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Congratulations to you and your wife, Byronic Man!
October 12, 2012 at 1:55 pm
Congratulations. Wishing you many years of laughter together.
October 12, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Congratulations on this achievement! And a beautiful little girl it is! Love the name 🙂
October 12, 2012 at 2:54 pm
That is a beautiful baby – so wonderful that all are doing well. Such an exciting time. Congratulations.
October 13, 2012 at 9:09 am
And I see how she is trying to hide half her face…
October 12, 2012 at 2:56 pm
Awww! Congratulations!
October 12, 2012 at 3:00 pm
The Byronic baby! Congratulations – God bless all three of you.
October 12, 2012 at 3:03 pm
That’s great! Congratulations to both of you! Best wishes for the little one to enjoy a long, healthy and humor-packed life.
October 12, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Oh congrats Byronic & wife! A beautiful little girl, she will be the treasure of your life!
October 12, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Wonderful news! Make sure to get your wife take-out for the next two months.
October 12, 2012 at 4:50 pm
Congratulations Byro. To you and Mamma. So happy to know there is a Byronic baby in the world!
I’m sure you’ll get a lot of sleep.
Eventually.
Or not.
October 12, 2012 at 5:07 pm
Magnificent! Congratulations!
October 12, 2012 at 6:09 pm
She’s beautiful! Congratulations to you and mommy!! I hope everyone is getting some rest.
October 12, 2012 at 6:22 pm
She is truly beautiful…are you sure you didn’t switch her out with a more pretty 2-month-old like you mentioned they do on TV?
CONGRATULATIONS! I hope Byronic Wife is doing better. What a champ!
October 12, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Congratulations and best wishes to you and Lady Byronic. Wow! Your world just got a whole new dimension. May she be perfect in every way, and read above grade level by age 4.
October 12, 2012 at 8:02 pm
Awwww, Mrs. B did cooked good she has hair and everything. Beautiful. Now the fun begins! What a lovely addition, congratulations.
October 12, 2012 at 8:13 pm
Delighted to hear this wonderful news. Best wishes to you, your wife, and your new baby girl.
October 12, 2012 at 8:30 pm
Just perfect.
October 12, 2012 at 8:50 pm
Awesome! My heartiest congratulations to you and Mrs. B. Kidneybean looks just like her father. And maybe like her mother (I don’t know!). 🙂 I’m SO happy for you all!
October 12, 2012 at 11:13 pm
A little Libra girl. Congratulations!
October 12, 2012 at 11:43 pm
Oh my!! So beautiful baby! Best ov luck to you 🙂 Live happy life little angel!
October 13, 2012 at 4:10 am
Thanks for sharing your miracle with us. Sending love and healing juju to Mom. May you all Live Long and Prosper.
October 13, 2012 at 4:11 am
Congratulations!
October 13, 2012 at 6:28 am
Hey congrats 🙂 Love from Ireland x
October 13, 2012 at 6:50 am
Hi baby girl!
She’s beautiful.
Glad everyone is safe and well, even if a little worse for wear.
October 13, 2012 at 6:55 am
Congrats to the Byronic family !
October 13, 2012 at 7:15 am
Welcome to the world Kidneybean! You are adorable and you already have a fan base of Byromaniacs.
Congratulations to Mom & Dad. Enjoy.
October 13, 2012 at 7:46 am
Way to go man!
October 13, 2012 at 8:11 am
Congratulations!
October 13, 2012 at 9:17 am
Congratulations Byronic Dad!
She’s beautiful.
October 13, 2012 at 9:38 am
Way to go!
October 13, 2012 at 9:53 am
Congratulations! I hope everyone has a speedy recovery and stays healthy. 🙂 Best of everything to your sweet little girl, and to you and Mrs. Byronic as you attempt desperately and successfully to navigate the psychosis that is the first few weeks of parenthood. 😉 Hang in there. And sleep when the baby sleeps.
October 13, 2012 at 11:18 am
Welcome to the world, Baby Byronic! And congrats to you and the Mrs., B!
October 13, 2012 at 10:47 pm
Congratulations!!!
October 14, 2012 at 5:02 am
Seriously? What a cool name! Kidneybean…no one will make fun of that name at the playground. 😉
You are about to start a grand adventure. Pack light and always have your running shoes at the ready. 🙂
October 14, 2012 at 9:42 am
Congratulations to the Byronic Girl! Let the fun begin!
I am happy dancing for you!
October 14, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Look at all the love! I will offer one piece of un-solicited advice (which all new parents hate to get, and all veteran parents seem to be unable to keep from giving) check out the book Babywise. It is a baby-bible, no joke. It is a quick read (some parts can even be skimmed as I’m sure you’re smarter than the average man, being byronic and all) but it will literally teach you and your wife how to teach your baby to sleep through the night, and then you’ll have one more thing to brag about. (In case you were running out of things, which I’m sure you wern’t.)
October 15, 2012 at 8:55 am
She’s precious!! Congratulations to you and Mrs. Byronic!
October 15, 2012 at 10:05 am
Congratulations!
October 16, 2012 at 8:05 am
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
All-caps style!
October 16, 2012 at 10:52 pm
Aww she is so cute tons of love and hugs to the cute angel..Bless her
congratulations 🙂
October 17, 2012 at 12:09 pm
Aahhh so sweet. Makes me broody. Congratulations to you both, extremely belated, but sincere.
October 17, 2012 at 1:23 pm
Welcome to the world, Byronic bubba! Now, don’t forget to give Mum and Dad your instruction manual! My babies hid them from me, so I had NO IDEA what I was doing.
Big kisses!
October 18, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Congrats on your new little legume! She’s precious!
October 19, 2012 at 4:17 pm
Congrats! She’s beautiful. 🙂
October 24, 2012 at 11:55 am
Eeek! Congratulations. What is KB going to be officially know as?
October 24, 2012 at 8:25 pm
I’m not sure about her Blog Name… real name is Zoe, though.
October 24, 2012 at 9:30 pm
Zoe is such a pretty name! How are mother & daughter doing?
November 11, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Congratulations, Byronic Man! It’s taken me a whole month to finally get to this post, but I hope Kidney Bean/Zoe is doing well in her first month outside the womb and that mom is recovering well. 🙂