Well, the political conventions are over, and at last the great national question of who – who – will get the nominations for the two parties is settled. Now we should take a break from all this serious political debate and complex rhetorical analysis of global issues and take time once again for a caption contest for our Increasingly Less Weekly Weekly Question of the Week here at The Byronic Man! Sit back, let your mind wander, maybe find an empty chair to berate, and hit us with your best caption.
What do you think? I know some of you may know the story behind this picture, but I’m saving that so as not to poison the creative well for your ideas of the conversation that might be happening here.
The Byronic Man 
September 9, 2012 at 3:51 am
Midnight looked up, stunned at the news. “Are you serious? I’m adopted? And you’re just telling me now?”
September 9, 2012 at 4:21 am
🙂
September 9, 2012 at 4:07 pm
That one works no matter which of them is saying it.
September 9, 2012 at 4:00 am
“I’d heard black cats were bad luck, but it don’t matter which way you shake it you gotta be real unlucky to catch TWO dead trout – climate change is a bitch.”
September 9, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Poor bear…
September 9, 2012 at 4:54 am
The cat on the right used new and improved Felinuminous Shampoo and Conditioner with more super body and volume enhancers!
September 9, 2012 at 5:41 am
heehee!
September 9, 2012 at 7:35 am
lol – great one!!
September 9, 2012 at 8:42 am
This one cracks me up! Even funnier when one considers your avatar.
September 9, 2012 at 9:00 am
I lived in a house of 3 women until my daughters grew up. There was barely room in the shower for my massive feet due to the multitude of hair care products.
September 9, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Don’t hate her ’cause she’s beautiful…
September 9, 2012 at 4:55 am
A dilemma: Is it worth squandering one of my nine lives to try to steal fish from a bear?
September 9, 2012 at 4:09 pm
I always try distracting the bears with a pic-a-nic basket. I get all my nature information from cartoons.
September 9, 2012 at 4:15 pm
So I don’t have to tell you how rabbits typically have Brooklyn accents and pigs stutter.
September 9, 2012 at 4:58 am
Midnight knew that it was critical to eat fast so she could beat Ursa Major to the litter box.
September 9, 2012 at 4:08 pm
“Congratulations, you’re hired! You’re going to love working here at the zoo. Your first job is just cleaning out a litter box. I know, what could be simpler, right?”
September 9, 2012 at 5:59 am
Spooky: Are you positive this Trout is hormone free?
Midnight: Why, do I look different?
Spooky: Maybe
September 9, 2012 at 7:36 am
Another good one! You guys are making me laugh.
September 9, 2012 at 7:50 am
Bwahahah! I think it’s safe to say I have neither read nor enjoyed so many comments on any post preceding this one. 🙂
September 9, 2012 at 2:36 pm
Oh, that’s hilarious.
September 9, 2012 at 6:12 am
where are the loaves?
September 9, 2012 at 6:18 am
Jelly the bear: Wow, I guess the budget cuts were severe. They’re really expecting me to mate with this cat?
September 9, 2012 at 6:31 am
there are people who would pay good money…
September 9, 2012 at 6:54 am
Bear: I asked for no lettuce. And I thought this came with fries.
Cat: Just shut up and eat. God, you’re such a…
Bear: What? What? Say it. You know you want to.
Car: …Bear…in the mornings.
September 9, 2012 at 6:55 am
*Cat (not car. I did not add a car to this scenario).
Also, how do I not know the story behind this picture?! I am ashamed.
September 9, 2012 at 4:11 pm
“Car” could have earned special merit for “most unique”!
September 9, 2012 at 7:50 am
Bwahahahahaha! Yes! This!
September 9, 2012 at 6:57 am
“I’m not going to eat this, are you?”
“I’m not going to eat either, we should get Mikey, Mikey will eat anything!”
September 9, 2012 at 7:29 am
“Okay….I’ll see your lettuce…and raise you a couple of fish…what you got furry guy?”
September 9, 2012 at 7:45 am
That’s one heck of an Afro, dude. Who’s your hairdresser?
September 9, 2012 at 7:46 am
That’s one heck of an Afro, dude – who’s your stylist?
September 9, 2012 at 7:52 am
“You want one of my fish?”
“Do bears sh.. – er, I mean, is the pope catholic?”
September 9, 2012 at 7:55 am
“You do like cats, right?”
“Yeah. But I couldn’t eat a whole one…”
September 9, 2012 at 8:57 am
“Man,” Cat thought to himself, “I am never letting Dog set me up on a blind date again.”
This made me think of the webcomic Bear and Kitten! Unfortunately it is gone now. 😦
September 9, 2012 at 9:06 am
“Guess which one ate the French guy who came with these croissants.”
September 9, 2012 at 10:21 am
Dude! This is what they feed you? Whoa… I’m going back to the sea lions. They’re served fish three times a day!
September 9, 2012 at 11:39 am
After this I’m looking at desert.
September 9, 2012 at 11:59 am
Hunting lessons in captivity: “easy does it big boy…you don’t want the fish to hear you coming.”
September 9, 2012 at 12:12 pm
Cat: So, Mr Bear – where does your wife come from?”
Mr Bear: “Alaska”
Cat: “No don’t worry – I’ll ask her myself”…
September 9, 2012 at 12:18 pm
Do you think those fish contain omega 3? You’d better have my bun…since I’ve had the cubs carbs just seem to go straight to my hips….
September 9, 2012 at 1:10 pm
Underwhelmed, Barry and Kiity waited for their main dish to arrive, wondering what kind of restaurant served bread to its patrons without so much as a napkin or paper plate.
September 9, 2012 at 7:01 pm
I guess this is what they mean by “animal style.”
September 9, 2012 at 7:47 pm
I’m not so sure you’re really allergic, I think you just have a sensitivity to it.
September 9, 2012 at 8:07 pm
It’s a trap.
September 10, 2012 at 9:51 am
“I work hard all day, feeling trees in the forest so you can hide to take a dump. WHAT THE FECK IS THIS you put on my table?”
“I told you that I’d take the pasta. Jesus. Look at that, you have fish and bread and…”
“THAT’S NOT WHAT A BEAR NEEDS!”
“You better eat what I cooked or you’ll think ‘bear needs.'”
September 10, 2012 at 9:59 am
Thanks for inviting me over for lunch. How’s the wife and kids?
September 10, 2012 at 10:22 am
We’re sharing right? You can have the one on the right, I need to watch my waistline.
September 11, 2012 at 10:54 am
Jack Sprat the cat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean…
On another note, I had no idea bears could be so fluffy, and its ears look suspiciously pointy.
September 11, 2012 at 2:41 pm
“Who’s got the bad luck now, sucker!”