Your Weekly Question of the Week for 11/20

November 20, 2011


It’s time for another Weekly Question of the Week (which may or may not appear weekly)!  Your chance to mull over a theoretical, ultimately meaningless question!

Also, of course, the outfits can be a real plus.

Fan or not, I think we can all agree that pro-wrestlers and roller derby competitors tend to have pretty awesome names.  Wrestlers like The Undertaker, Macho Man Savage, Big John Stud.

Roller Derby skaters on the other hand, get to have names like Damage Patch Kid, Pippy Long-Stomping, Injure Rogers and Moulin Bruise.  In fact, half the fun of being in the sport would be the name.

So, with that in mind, and in an effort to help you discover your inner crusher, Your Weekly Question of the Week question for the week is: If you were going to become a wrestler, or a roller derby skater, what name would you choose for yourself?

If you want a little help, here’s a couple name generators and lists:

Wrestling Name Generator

Mexican Wrestler Name Generator

How To Create Your Roller Derby Name

Roller Derby Name Generator

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17 Comments on “Your Weekly Question of the Week for 11/20”

  1. k8edid Says:

    My roller derby generated name is BackAlley BackstabHer (I kind of like it). I’ve always wanted my wrestling name to be Queen Katy the Krusher.


  2. A Broad at Home Says:

    I would name myself HER-icane. No last name, just the first. I think a name like that says it all. Either that, or Rhonda Steve. Because it’s confusing, yet elegant.


  3. becomingcliche Says:

    I’d be Punchin’ Judy.


  4. Blogdramedy Says:

    Me? Beelza-Babe VonPepperSpray…well, they got the babe part right.

    You? Bones Contentious

    I like your name better. 🙂


  5. gojulesgo Says:

    Roller derby or wrestling, my name would be Miss Taken.

    When they announce my entrance, I want them to be like, “Oh, Byronic Man, you thought this one was in the bag. Well. You. Are. MISS. TAKEN!!!”


  6. psychowatcher Says:

    Not sure how I am supposed to pass this on so I am just going to do this.

    : )


  7. prttynpnk Says:

    I’m waffling on my derby name.
    Either Pinky Shears in honor of my sewing or Parlor Trixie in honor of my….well, never mind that…..


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