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Ah, Good Evening, Monsieur. May I Park Your Horrible Piece of Crap?

May 4, 2015

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For the school where I work, this past weekend was prom – that magical night when a girl’s dreams come true.  Assuming her dreams involve trying to walk in 5-inch heels, not eating your expensive dinner because the dress is too tight, and then listening to deafening music with a guy who thinks he’s the […]

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Good Evening Sir, May I Park Your Horrible Piece Of Crap?

May 9, 2013

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For the school where I work, this past weekend was prom – that magical night when a girl’s dreams come true.  Assuming her dreams involve trying to walk in 5-inch heels, not eating your expensive dinner because the dress is too tight, and then listening to deafening music with a guy who thinks he’s the […]

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