Tag Archives: Mosquitoes

Guest Column by: One Of My Mosquito Bites

July 8, 2013


Hey, hi. How are things?  Thanks for having me.  Well… I sure do itch, don’t I!  Wow. You’ve decided not to scratch, eh?  Good for you.  Mind over matter and all that.  It’s the only smart move.  You just have to be mature, and make a decision based on the obvious, logical choice. Sure does […]

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Press Conference Excerpt From When I Am President: #4

July 11, 2011


President Me: … Really, I think anyone in this room would be hard pressed to name a group more insidious, more panic inducing.  A group that brings, at best, irritation and, at worst, destruction.  They offer nothing.  Take everything – bleeding us.  I take on this challenge with a heavy heart, but I take it […]

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