This week’s Weekly Question of the Week is inspired by Becoming Cliché’s post from a couple days ago about the worst Christmas songs ever written. Christmas songs provoke impressive and diverse reactions. There are many that I dig that I completely understand others loathe, and vice versa. For example, I like “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,” […]
December 3, 2011
Crime-Buster Action Update!
As readers may recall, a couple weeks ago my wife and I became America’s greatest heroes. The fact that Christopher Nolan and Bryan Singer aren’t fist-fighting over the movie rights to our story can only be explained by the notion that they’re playing coy (Well, it won’t work, Nolan!). So, there have been a few […]
December 1, 2011
This Thing’s Going To Be On The Edge Of Edgy – Maybe On The Edge of THAT!
I’m currently getting ready to direct a commercial; right now it ‘s in the planning stages. It’s a low budget ad, just for the Internet. It’s for this thing that you can use in restaurants where you swipe your card at the table instead of the waiter taking the card and running away and buying […]
November 29, 2011
You Can’t Spell “Vacation” Without “Relax.” Well, Obviously, You Can, But You Get My Meaning.
We’ve spent the better part of the last week in the San Juan islands, up in northern Washington, staying in a cabin looking out over the ocean. It was not terrible. I am more relaxed than before. A few key moments: There’s a woodstove and I love getting fires going in it. I love it […]
November 27, 2011
Black Friday and You
Well, another Black Friday has come and gone, and once again the news is filled with hilarious pictures of people causing their fellow humans bodily harm to get to a DVD player. (Correction! A DVD player that’s 20% off!) Maybe you love Black Friday, maybe you hate it, maybe you hate it but are drawn […]
November 25, 2011
A Day To Give Thanks
I am thankful to have the whole family together this holiday evening, especially those who haven’t spoken to each other for so long, to share this special meal. I am thankful for this wonderful looking turkey, and the honor of carving it. I am thankful to hear the constant joyful shrieking of so many children. […]
November 22, 2011
A Very Byronic Anniversary
Today marks one year of The Byronic Man being online. Hurray for me! One year of not shooting myself in the foot, and not abandoning it. Phew. I did a few posts before launching it initially, so that when the legions of people flocked to it immediately upon creation there’d be several posts for them […]
November 20, 2011
Your Weekly Question of the Week for 11/20
It’s time for another Weekly Question of the Week (which may or may not appear weekly)! Your chance to mull over a theoretical, ultimately meaningless question! Fan or not, I think we can all agree that pro-wrestlers and roller derby competitors tend to have pretty awesome names. Wrestlers like The Undertaker, Macho Man Savage, Big […]



December 4, 2011
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