March 15, 2013

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Takin’ Out The Trash, Trivia-Style

Last weekend there was a big trivia bee to raise money for schools.  I was asked to be on a team and – because of my nerdiness – jumped at it.  I didn’t think much of it, but as it got closer, it became more and more apparent that this wasn’t a little “Hey, have […]

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March 11, 2013

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When In Amsterdam, Do As The Amsterdam…ian…er…ites… Do.

Continuing from the first part of the story, getting to Amsterdam during my senior year of college…  One of the things that came with being a “sampler’s pack” of backpackers was that we all had differing agendas.  We tried to overlap them, but this led to some, let’s say, conflicts of interest. Southern Belle went […]

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March 8, 2013

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Pay No Attention To The Un-Cool Guy Behind The Curtain!

You never stop being a teen-ager, do you.  Not really. I started rehearsals last night for a show coming up that’s a series of story-telling/monologues.  Basically a StorySlam, or like The Moth.  There’s several theater people, a couple people who’ve just had interesting lives, and a really good area hip-hop artist. The hip-hop artist is […]

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March 7, 2013

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7 Amazing Facts About Sharks, And 1 Tragic one

Long-time readers, obsessive fans, and casual browsers with impressive intuitive skills might know that I love sharks.  I’m fascinated by them.  So, inspired by an article I read yesterday, I’m foregoing the humor for the day.  Instead: 7 amazing sharks facts, and 1 terrible one. 1. Lantern sharks can glow in the dark. 2. Many […]

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March 3, 2013

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Caption Contest: For Better Or Worse Or Underwater Edition

I was going to do a “Fiscal Cliff” caption contest this week – and maybe I have in a roundabout metaphorical way – but all the photos of politicians with solemn “concerny” faces and stern “blamy” faces was giving me a headache, so I went a different way.  Take a moment and hit us with […]

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February 28, 2013

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Q: Are You Still A Smart-Ass? A: Yes. Yes, I Am.

I came across this questionnaire I got sent before my high-school class reunion.  I thought I just share it, with my responses (well, except I added the pictures, of course).  1. What did you do immediately after high-school?: Immediately after high school my family took a bunch of awkward photos; then, I believe I went […]

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February 26, 2013

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All Thanks Being Equal

Continuing from Part 3, the conclusion (finally) of… Max and the Lost Shakespeare Thank-You Note, Part 4: All Thanks Being Equal… The yellowed piece of paper in Maxine’s hand read: Thanks for hiring me to write the bible! I didst the very best I was able. Now everyone can be churchin’, From viscount to urchin. (To ‘Wm. […]

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February 25, 2013

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Continue Staying Tuned…

Today is supposed to be the thrilling conclusion of Max and The Lost Shakespeare Thank-You Note. And don’t kid yourself, it’s going to be thrilling.  Crazy thrilling.  Like watching Speed on a roller coaster with Spiderman sitting next to you. But I’m afraid the conclusion will be delayed a day.  I’m pulling the baby card […]

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