Most popular cocktails for summer
- Mojito
- Cosmopolitan
- Margarita
Mmmm… just the thing after working up a sweat in the summer sun.
Least popular cocktails for summer
- Brocco-tini
- Beef Nog
- Listerine & Tonic
Most popular ice cream flavors
- Vanilla
- Chocolate
- Butter Pecan
Least popular ice cream flavors
- Chutney Fudge Swirl
- Uncooked Pork Explosion
- Ben & Jerry’s “Does This Smell Like It’s Gone Bad To You?”
Most popular family vacation destinations
- Atlantis Casino & Resort
- Tanque Verde Ranch
- Circus Circus
Least popular family vacation destinations
-
Sh, sh, sh! Okay, ready? 1… 2… 3… HEY, DAD! TIME TO WAKE UP!!”
Sleep Deprivationarium
- Extreme Peaks Catwalk and Surprise Bungee-Jumping Wonderland
- Meth Addict Fantasy Camp
Most popular Summer Olympic Sports
- Volleyball
- Men’s 100 Meter
- Women’s Gymnastics
Least popular Summer Olympic Sports
- Men’s Distance Urination
- Endurance Complaining
- Javelin Catching
Most popular colognes
- CK One Summer
- Cool Water
- Burberry Touch
Set yourself apart from the crowd, with our distinctive blended aroma of sweat, bleach and shame.
Least popular colognes
- Drakkar High School Locker Room
- Polo Apathy & Failure
- Calvin Klein’s Bathmat That’s Never Been Laundered
The Byronic Man 
June 9, 2016 at 7:27 am
I’m pretty sure distance urination is a very popular sport. Especially if there is a stream, river or lake nearby.
June 9, 2016 at 10:44 am
I was thinking the same thing!
The only people who visit the Sleep Deprivationarium are empty-nesters who miss having a baby at home.
June 9, 2016 at 11:10 am
I’m surprised that Louis CK One Hour Workout Under The Summer Sun hasn’t made the Least Popular colognes list.
June 10, 2016 at 2:27 am
Where was this list when I was booking summer plans a few months ago? Yes I had some concerns about the Sleep Deprivationarium, but I had a coupon.
June 10, 2016 at 7:57 am
My kind of absurd.
June 10, 2016 at 8:30 pm
Listerine and tonic is sort of redundant, ask any wino. Also, I’ve medaled in both distance urination and endurance complaining. I’m hoping to combine the events soon. Finally, you’ve clearly never sampled, “Ass For Men” which is an awesome cologne (and like Listerine, a great intoxicant).
June 12, 2016 at 4:25 am
Oh … nothing like some good ole fashioned endurance complaining. I’m sure things like walking 5 feet or breathing can be considered “endurance” for many.
October 30, 2016 at 4:57 pm
I’ll stick with my traditional staycation.
September 27, 2017 at 12:40 am
My kind of absurd.