What’s Hot & What’s Not This Summer!

June 9, 2016

Humor

Most popular cocktails for summer

  1. Mojito
  2. Cosmopolitan
  3. Margarita

Mmmm… just the thing after working up a sweat in the summer sun.

Least popular cocktails for summer

  1. Brocco-tini
  2. Beef Nog
  3. Listerine & Tonic

Most popular ice cream flavors

  1. Vanilla
  2. Chocolate
  3. Butter Pecan

Least popular ice cream flavors

  1. Chutney Fudge Swirl
  2. Uncooked Pork Explosion
  3. Ben & Jerry’s “Does This Smell Like It’s Gone Bad To You?”

Most popular family vacation destinations

  1. Atlantis Casino & Resort
  2. Tanque Verde Ranch
  3. Circus Circus

Least popular family vacation destinations

  1. Sh, sh, sh! Okay, ready? 1… 2… 3… HEY, DAD! TIME TO WAKE UP!!”

    Sleep Deprivationarium

  2. Extreme Peaks Catwalk and Surprise Bungee-Jumping Wonderland
  3. Meth Addict Fantasy Camp

Most popular Summer Olympic Sports

  1. Volleyball
  2. Men’s 100 Meter
  3. Women’s Gymnastics

Least popular Summer Olympic Sports

  1. Men’s Distance Urination
  2. Endurance Complaining
  3. Javelin Catching

Most popular colognes

  1. CK One Summer
  2. Cool Water
  3. Burberry Touch

Set yourself apart from the crowd, with our distinctive blended aroma of sweat, bleach and shame.

Least popular colognes

  1. Drakkar High School Locker Room
  2. Polo Apathy & Failure
  3. Calvin Klein’s Bathmat That’s Never Been Laundered
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8 Comments on “What’s Hot & What’s Not This Summer!”

  1. Elyse Says:

    I’m pretty sure distance urination is a very popular sport. Especially if there is a stream, river or lake nearby.

    Reply

  2. List of X Says:

    I’m surprised that Louis CK One Hour Workout Under The Summer Sun hasn’t made the Least Popular colognes list.

    Reply

  3. The Good Greatsby Says:

    Where was this list when I was booking summer plans a few months ago? Yes I had some concerns about the Sleep Deprivationarium, but I had a coupon.

    Reply

  4. rossmurray1 Says:

    My kind of absurd.

    Reply

  5. BrainRants Says:

    Listerine and tonic is sort of redundant, ask any wino. Also, I’ve medaled in both distance urination and endurance complaining. I’m hoping to combine the events soon. Finally, you’ve clearly never sampled, “Ass For Men” which is an awesome cologne (and like Listerine, a great intoxicant).

    Reply

  6. Life With The Top Down Says:

    Oh … nothing like some good ole fashioned endurance complaining. I’m sure things like walking 5 feet or breathing can be considered “endurance” for many.

    Reply

  7. somebody Says:

    I’ll stick with my traditional staycation.

    Reply

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