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Cheese? Or Michael Keaton?

December 3, 2012

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There aren’t many things in life you can know for sure but here are two – It’s scientific fact: Everything is better with cheese on it. Also fact: Everything is better with actor Michael Keaton in it. But sometimes it can be confusing to know which is the better improvement for a given situation.  Sure, […]

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Never Say “Never Say Never.”

June 4, 2012

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I will never try to make you understand how I feel through interpretive dance. I will never utter the phrase, “this has too much cheese on it.” If we’re in traffic together, and the 2-lane is ending, and the rest of us are merging every other car, like civilized adults, and you gun it to […]

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