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Life Beyond Listing Body Paragraph Topics: The Open-Form, Delayed, and Implicit Thesis
June 26, 2023
Quick! Pop-quiz, hotshot: Where does the thesis go in your students’ essays? Go ahead and answer out loud. The FBI agent watching you through your camera will let me know what you said. I’m kidding, of course, I don’t need Phil to tell me what you said. You said “End of the intro paragraph.” Well done. […]
The End Of The Story Will Never Be The End Of The Story
June 12, 2023
The other day a student asked me a question. Very quiet kid, been in my classes for 2 years, and 95% of his contributions have been smiling and nodding. Then, with no context, he asked me, “What do you think is going to happen to books?” I had many responses, but asked him to elaborate, […]
Where Creative Meets Academic Writing
June 5, 2023
We spend a lot of time talking about modes of writing. What kind of writing is it? Informative? Persuasive? Rogerian? Definition? Narrative? We also spend a lot of time in our education system not teaching creative writing, which is – to use a pedagogical term – cuckoo-bananas. “Hey, you know the thing that’s great about […]
Puppies! Puppies! Puppies! (Joel K Clements)
June 2, 2023
In rhetoric, there is something called “affect transfer.” Usually used in visual composition, it’s when you generate an emotional response, and then immediately put it with something to which you’d like people to connect the emotion. In writing, it’s a simple matter of sentence structure. Visually, we tend to be drawn to the center of […]
This Is Just To Say…
May 15, 2023
“This Is Just To Say” By William Carlos Williams I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold This is Just To Say… Under no circumstances eat The plums That are in The […]
Acting: It’s As Easy As Falling Off A Cliff In $2000 Shoes!
April 24, 2023
I managed to find the tiny gravel fire-road in the middle of the woods where we were going to be filming the first shots for a commercial I’d been cast in. How the location scouts had found these roads to begin with, I had no idea. I drove down and found the crew setting up. […]



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