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And See This One? Get it? What? No, I Will Order When You Laugh With Childlike Delight, And Not Until Then.

August 11, 2012


I met someone at a Barnes & Noble cafe earlier.  The person in front of me in line made the terrible, terrible error of trying to use a Starbucks gift card and was laid waste by the disdain and ire of the barista. “Uhmuhguhd.  We’re not a Starbucks, ungkay? We’re a Barnes & Noble cafe, […]

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