June 3, 2012

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May The Curveball Be With You. Always.

Sometimes, when people are feeling grim, or have just uncovered some historical horror like The Brazen Bull, they’ll make a comment like “There is no horror we can think up that we haven’t inflicted on one another.”  And then you look at each other and nod, cynically. The other thing to remember though, is that […]

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June 2, 2012

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If You Prefer To Vote In The Middle of the Night, That’s Reasonable

You may want to stay up for several nights in a row in order to properly field test this: it’s time to vote for the best movie to watch when you have insomnia!  Bear in mind, you’re not necessarily looking for the movie on the list you’d most like to watch, or your personal favorite […]

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June 1, 2012

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Ain’t Nothing Going To Get This Out Of Your Brain

In case you haven’t become acquainted with the latest meme to hit the world – the autotuned remix of a news interview with a woman named Sweet Brown after a fire hit her apartment building – let me just advise you of two things: 1. Once you hear it, it will be in your head, […]

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May 31, 2012

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Application For Employment: Psychological Profile

Part C: Psychological Profile Now that you’ve completed personal information the employment history, please answer the following questions honestly, in order to give us a clear sense of who you are, and how well you’d fit with the company dynamic.  Don’t worry – there are no wrong answers, it’s just a way to help us […]

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May 29, 2012

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This Is Your Brain. This Is Your Brain On The Running Trail.

I’ve always been fascinated by the brain, and in particular the whole hemispheric thing – Left brain quantifies, measure and decodes, while the right brain intuits and creates and senses.  And the left-brain dominant people think the creative/right side is basically wasted space, while right-brainers think the left-brains people Just Don’t Get It, Man. I bring […]

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May 28, 2012

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“Letter Composed During a Lull in the Fighting” by Kevin C. Powers

“Letter Composed During a Lull in the Fighting,” Kevin C. Powers, 2009 I tell her I love her like not killing    or ten minutes of sleep    beneath the low rooftop wall    on which my rifle rests.      I tell her in a letter that will stink,    when she opens it,    of bolt oil and burned […]

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May 27, 2012

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Tonight’s Feature Presentation Will Begin As Soon As You Accept That You’re Not Getting Any Sleep

So, there are the genres of movie we all know – the romcom, the horror film, et cetera.  But movies go way beyond that, in terms of niche.  Then there are the genres that are a bit more specified – genres you couldn’t really plan for. For example, some years ago one of my best […]

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May 26, 2012

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Bears, If You Are Unable To Use A Laptop, Please Vote Via Roar.

Oh, man, I may have to do this caption thing more often.  The responses this week were just fantastic.  I almost couldn’t bear to eliminate any of them, so bear with me if yours isn’t among the finalists!  I also suspect you’ll have a bear of a time choosing from among them! Bear. But the […]

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