I’ve been feeling reflective lately and, I thought it might be fun to select a subscriber at random and get to know them a little better, and – by extension – let you get to know them. So, please enjoy my interview here with, um, “$exxyShoozCheapPh@rmacy”.
First off, I just want you to know how much I appreciate you subscribing. How, may I ask, did you come across my site?
I’m watching you, Brussels. I don’t know why, but I am.
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We’ll just assume you’re from Brussels. That’s nice of you to bookmark me.. So, tell us a little about yourself. What do you do for a living?
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What was it you said you did? Something with computers? Don’t be shy.
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Um. Yes. Thank you, too. Let’s call it good there, shall we?
I hope everyone has enjoyed getting to know SxyShoozCheapPharmacy. Thanks to this wonderful subscriber, but – most of all – thanks to all of you for making this site what it is.
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(p.s. Yes, these are all real comments from my spam folder)
The Byronic Man 
July 15, 2013 at 3:04 am
I totally believe you that they are REAL comments, because I receive them too! This guy gets around! LOL
July 15, 2013 at 7:16 am
He does love to read blogs, doesn’t he? You’d think he’d be more literate by now…
July 15, 2013 at 2:17 pm
LOL, now that is the truth! Hooked on phonics works, he should try it!
July 15, 2013 at 3:07 am
Ha, that was brilliant. Very creative way of handling spam. I especially liked his enthusiasm for computer repair! 😉
July 15, 2013 at 7:16 am
I’m going to start doing that when people ask what I do for a living. Just shout it over and over.
July 15, 2013 at 3:15 am
I had a spam comment on my blog that, before directing me to a discount pharmaceuticals site, gently berated me for the fact that my poor grammar and spelling needed attention as s/he could hardly read my post. The fact that 1) I am a grammar pedant and 2) the spam post was written in very poor English just made it rankle more!
July 15, 2013 at 7:12 am
I got that EXACT same one yesterday. I wanted to respond to ask what, precisely, the strategy is there. “Hi! Good morning! Those pants make you look fat, and your haircut is ridiculous. Nothing you’re wearing matches! Now: which car would would you like to test drive?”
July 15, 2013 at 4:43 am
I think he follows me, too!
July 15, 2013 at 7:20 am
He’s very dedicated, for having such limited English skills.
July 15, 2013 at 5:09 am
Oh man this was one of the best funniest write up I read in a long long time..
and hey -[ The made you do not turn back. That is made, is made.
And I have faced it. Let’s discuss this question. Here or in PM.
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July 15, 2013 at 7:23 am
Hm, I don’t think I’ve ever been goaded to PM before. I wonder what I’m doing wrong?
July 15, 2013 at 5:13 am
I thought I recognised some of these comments …
Loved this, BM … such a clever idea to make use of the sweepings from the spam cage.
July 15, 2013 at 5:14 am
Like fun we’re going to Arby’s! 100% agreed on fie.
July 15, 2013 at 7:24 am
I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who’s gone to Arby’s, now that I think about it. Someone must go, right?
July 15, 2013 at 5:17 am
Love this. I’ve been getting a ton with Chinese (?) characters as well as Russian. And I’ve also had a recent flood of new followers who I’m 99% sure are not real. No name like online pharmacy, but just fishy. Or phishy. Not sure if I am able to or want to delete them as a follower, though.
July 15, 2013 at 7:13 am
I know, that’s the salt in the wound isn’t it? It’s not a real follower AND they force you to acknowledge a shallow side, because you think, “well, it bumps my follower # up…”
July 15, 2013 at 5:32 am
I agree, a creative way to handle spam. Thank you for turning your spam into my entertainment for the morning!
July 15, 2013 at 5:56 pm
Spambots: bringing nothing but joy to the world.
July 15, 2013 at 6:37 pm
That is what they’re known for.
July 15, 2013 at 5:37 am
Please. These are my friends and followers. They aren’t fluent English speakers – heck, they make no sense at all, but I feel like they’ve become family. Can’t wait for Christmas!
July 15, 2013 at 7:25 am
That’s always my fear, that I’ll tag someone as spam and/or make fun of them, and then find out they’re just struggling with English and like to use the thesaurus button a lot.
July 16, 2013 at 4:51 am
Oh, I think you’re a pretty good judge of spammers vs. ESL. Don’t worry.
July 15, 2013 at 5:43 am
What can I say except that I am jealous of your true fan. And I am totally bringing “fie” back.
July 15, 2013 at 5:57 pm
I try to use it as if *everyone’s* already using it.
July 15, 2013 at 5:44 am
My favorite is apple Fie a la mode.
July 15, 2013 at 5:58 pm
While listening to Fie-ona Apple.
July 15, 2013 at 5:46 am
Valiant effort. I’ve recently gotten quite a few spam messages in Japanese. Those are really hard to understand. But they are pretty to look at…
July 15, 2013 at 5:58 pm
Yeah, those are fun. Makes me feel worldly.
July 15, 2013 at 5:47 am
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July 15, 2013 at 5:58 pm
That’s like a zen poem!
July 15, 2013 at 6:26 am
I have real conversations like this all the time with IT guys and SEO experts.
July 15, 2013 at 6:00 pm
If there was a way to add a look of loathing & disdain in to what’s being said, it’d be there.
July 15, 2013 at 6:45 am
Wait. I thought I was special. I thought “$exxyShoozCheapPh@rmacy” was following only me.
July 15, 2013 at 7:48 am
Me too. That’s it. I’m quitting blogging. What’s the point anymore?
July 15, 2013 at 3:53 pm
Apparently $exxyShoozCheapPh@rmacy is not following me. I must have been weighed in the balances and found wanting. Darn. Now I am sad and envious. *weeps*.
July 15, 2013 at 6:45 am
Fee Fie Fo Fum…
July 15, 2013 at 7:01 am
We’re all talking about spam at the moment, my last post was about spam too! And I’ve seen a couple of others. My favourite spam related story was from a fellow blogger a couple of weeks ago, she received a spam comment saying that the person had been in despair, about to end their life and then they had come across her post and it had made them want to go on living – this comment was put on a post she had done just letting people know that the book she had written was going to be available on special offer for two weeks! Ha! I told her that her writing obviously had greater power than she realised!
July 15, 2013 at 9:07 am
Ah, yes, that might be my favorite too. Although now I feel less special, knowing that I wasn’t the only blogger to save someone’s life. Damn.
July 15, 2013 at 10:24 am
Hey, as long as lives are being saved, that’s all that matters!
July 15, 2013 at 6:17 pm
And here I thought it was all about the fabulous income I receive from my occasional posts. You’ve burst my bubble twice today. I’m hurt.
July 15, 2013 at 6:03 pm
That’s pretty hard-core for a spambot. “Our nation was in ruins. Chaos ruled. Men feasted on other men. And then we read your post…”
July 15, 2013 at 8:51 am
A.) I think I peed a little reading this.
B.) Literacy. LITERACY!! I’ll be stressing this to my kids should they become spammers in the future. I’m teaching them to aim high.
July 15, 2013 at 6:04 pm
Well, even if you just take away the thesaurus-abuse, they’d be a lot more coherent.
July 15, 2013 at 9:32 am
I recognize them. Each and every one. Good interview.
July 15, 2013 at 10:14 am
Best use of spam comments ever.
July 15, 2013 at 6:14 pm
I tried selling them on eBay, but this was okay, too.
July 15, 2013 at 11:36 am
Brilliant use of spam, I must say. Actually, the only other use I can think of is a Spam sandwich and then that would come in a can not a computer.
July 15, 2013 at 6:13 pm
And this has about a billion fewer grams of salt and saturated fat.
July 16, 2013 at 12:11 am
Personally, I would like the IT industry to call this something other than “Spam” so that spam can get its good name back. Long live the canned luncheon meat!
July 15, 2013 at 1:46 pm
I’m still being lumped in with the likes of Sexxyshoes. I was sure I was more literate than her but it seems not. I better go for that computer repair job….
July 15, 2013 at 3:56 pm
I for one am glad someone else is getting irked by folks considering worries that they plainly do not know about. That’s a problem.
July 15, 2013 at 6:12 pm
I think there should be a wristband. Maybe a benefit concert.
July 15, 2013 at 3:59 pm
I had one of them that spammed me, and quoted excerpts from my own blog post to do it. I had to laugh.
July 15, 2013 at 6:13 pm
Hm, is that flattering? I can’t decide…
July 15, 2013 at 4:27 pm
Beautiful take on the spam folder contents! I am so impressed! I would like for to share with some peoples who are not knowing much about theses topics. Yeah, man, I just said that.
July 15, 2013 at 6:11 pm
I actually wondered how many comments would get flagged as spam for this post. Let’s pretend it was hundreds and I’m too lazy to clear them.
July 16, 2013 at 7:23 am
Good man.
July 15, 2013 at 6:38 pm
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July 15, 2013 at 6:39 pm
Be jealous that the UK casino gamers spam me repeatedly. Last time I checked, we were talking about one-armed bandits, which had nothing to do with my post but very interesting nonetheless. Mostly spammers flatter me in broken English so I let them hang around.
July 16, 2013 at 3:33 am
I always wonder if there’s some sort of word generator unrolling this blather electronically. I imagine Sir Spamalot in a basement with this device, hitting thousands of blogs a minute. Jus’ like a spider.
July 16, 2013 at 9:23 am
OK, look. I’ll be straight with you. We’ve known each other a long time, right? No? Well, anyway. I’m gonna steal your post idea. Well, let’s just say I’m “borrowing” it. Not really.
But I’m doing an “interview” of sorts, not with a spammer like you did. No, I wouldn’t be so cruel to steal your ENTIRE idea! oh ho ho! But yeah, I guess I’m asking you to forgive me for kinda sorta but not really taking your hilarious interview idea and running with it. In a completely different direction. I might mention a certain sexxxyshoozepharma blogger as well.
Did I mention I love you? Well, I do. In a strictly “bloggy” way, of course.
Thanks for your time.
July 16, 2013 at 12:01 pm
Yep. I’m pretty sure I have the same fan. Several of them. Cheap Viagra! YES!!
July 16, 2013 at 3:41 pm
You’re feeling “reflective?” I get that word confused. If you’re pondering the mysteries of why the leg kicks up when the knee is hit with a hammer, is that being “reflexive?” Or “genuflective” when you’re thinking about church and why we don’t go more often?
Just wanted to say thank you for your ongoing work at providing approximately all important infos. That’s the milkshake that keeps bringing ME to your yard.
July 16, 2013 at 4:37 pm
Priceless! Once again you shoot straight from the hip – saying we all want to say but don’t. TYVM!
July 19, 2013 at 6:38 am
Oh, she is such a tramp! I thought we had something special only to find out she has not only been leaving the same comments on your site, but also on just about everyone else’s. AND, to make matters worse, she is not a a she but a he.
I feel so used.
I am so writing her a stern worded e-mail.
August 11, 2013 at 6:11 pm
Wow…to think, it seems we know the same people! Well, at least, the same people are attracted to our blogs by the comments. Who knew? Spammers….
August 12, 2013 at 11:31 pm
I like to mess with the scammers. Tell them that I deposited their check and give them a made up western union #. They freak out, it’s great.