Tag Archives: Television

Shark Week: Inspiring More Fear Than Actual Sharks Do For Over 20 years

August 13, 2012

70 Comments

Did you know that sharks have 6 senses, instead of 5?  Yeah, well, you wouldn't be thinking about that when their teeth slice through your rib cage like 50 Ginsu knives!

I love sharks. Love them. I do not love Shark Week.  In honor of the Discovery Channel re-airing its Shark Week, I re-offer my examination of TV’s most prestigious week.  Oh, you have not read it before. So, why do I think Shark Week on The Discovery Channel is just so, so ridiculous? Well, because… […]

Continue reading...

Who Are You, And Why Are You Recording The Hallmark Channel?

December 13, 2011

37 Comments

My wife is one of the most intelligent people I’ve ever met.  Truly.  She reads Russian novels for fun.  She goes to the opera and gets it.  Which is not to suggest that I’m married to Lady Snootybottom of Floggingpeasant Estate or anything, she’s fun and goofy and everything.  It’s just that her intellect is […]

Continue reading...

Please Hire Me To Solve That Murder

July 8, 2011

20 Comments

Ah, yes, hello. Thank you for your inquiry.  I’m sure you’re wondering, with all the options available to you, why you should hire me as a private investigator on your case.  Yes, I realize you’re not sure there’s even a case to hire me for, but – trust me – there is. In a nutshell, […]

Continue reading...
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 12,091 other followers