http://thebyronicman.com We can rebuild him. We have the technology... Drier. Hilariouser. More satirical than before. Fri, 24 May 2013 04:09:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://1.gravatar.com/blavatar/74b22fca836b29b6aaa16579a4108480?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png http://thebyronicman.com http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/23/why-you-should-buy-luke-skywalkers-pants/ http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/23/why-you-should-buy-luke-skywalkers-pants/#comments Thu, 23 May 2013 11:00:32 +0000 The Byronic Man http://thebyronicman.com/?p=4630 ]]> http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/23/why-you-should-buy-luke-skywalkers-pants/feed/ 51 Star Wars maclymont And really, it was the pants that made the movie such a global phenomenon, right? You haven't seen it. It's... it's really bad. http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/16/your-guide-to-non-verbal-communication-signals/ http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/16/your-guide-to-non-verbal-communication-signals/#comments Thu, 16 May 2013 11:00:31 +0000 The Byronic Man http://thebyronicman.com/?p=4602 ]]> http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/16/your-guide-to-non-verbal-communication-signals/feed/ 63 Slide3 maclymont Slide1 Slide2 Slide3 Slide4 Slide5 Slide6 Slide7 http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/13/introducing-the-jafees/ http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/13/introducing-the-jafees/#comments Mon, 13 May 2013 10:00:34 +0000 The Byronic Man http://thebyronicman.com/?p=4586 ]]> http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/13/introducing-the-jafees/feed/ 86 The Jafee maclymont The Jafee I'm over it, Johnson. I've moved on. *sniff* "I wonder if I've gotten any hits..." Slide07 http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/09/good-evening-sir-may-i-park-your-horrible-piece-of-crap/ http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/09/good-evening-sir-may-i-park-your-horrible-piece-of-crap/#comments Thu, 09 May 2013 11:00:20 +0000 The Byronic Man http://thebyronicman.com/?p=4571 ]]> http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/09/good-evening-sir-may-i-park-your-horrible-piece-of-crap/feed/ 74 BCT1100OR-zoom maclymont BCT1100OR-zoom About as hard to park as you'd expect. Maybe a little harder. Hm, um, I'm pretty sure you were low on gas when you dropped it off. Also, I think you'd already gotten those speeding tickets. Heh. http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/06/spring-is-in-the-air-which-means-its-time-again-to-ask-sexy-stalin/ http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/06/spring-is-in-the-air-which-means-its-time-again-to-ask-sexy-stalin/#comments Mon, 06 May 2013 11:00:02 +0000 The Byronic Man http://thebyronicman.com/?p=4559 ]]> http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/06/spring-is-in-the-air-which-means-its-time-again-to-ask-sexy-stalin/feed/ 45 stalin_1902_small_young_stalin-s500x672-1655-580 maclymont * Sexy Stalin is not a licensed therapist. He is just a very handsome man you can talk to, who has clear ideas about how to run - and decimate - the world. That's about as good as it gets... You know you want one. http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/05/a-sunday-question-more-fun-than-a-barrel-with-a-single-lonely-monkey-in-it/ http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/05/a-sunday-question-more-fun-than-a-barrel-with-a-single-lonely-monkey-in-it/#comments Sun, 05 May 2013 10:00:30 +0000 The Byronic Man http://thebyronicman.com/?p=4554 ]]> http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/05/a-sunday-question-more-fun-than-a-barrel-with-a-single-lonely-monkey-in-it/feed/ 43 understatement maclymont understatement http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/02/our-babies-our-selves-our-tired-tired-selves/ http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/02/our-babies-our-selves-our-tired-tired-selves/#comments Thu, 02 May 2013 13:56:33 +0000 The Byronic Man http://thebyronicman.com/?p=4548 ]]> http://thebyronicman.com/2013/05/02/our-babies-our-selves-our-tired-tired-selves/feed/ 57 16192691-drunk-man-asleep-with-a-beer-in-the-hands-of maclymont "Lemme hear you say...! Uhhh... hoo boy. Man, I'm just... sooo sleepy." See? At least have the dignity to find a glass. http://thebyronicman.com/2013/04/29/what-to-expect-when-you-visit-the-george-w-bush-library/ http://thebyronicman.com/2013/04/29/what-to-expect-when-you-visit-the-george-w-bush-library/#comments Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:00:30 +0000 The Byronic Man http://thebyronicman.com/?p=4541 ]]> http://thebyronicman.com/2013/04/29/what-to-expect-when-you-visit-the-george-w-bush-library/feed/ 50 madlibs maclymont "Saddam is 'juggling' weapons of mass 'indigestion' in the 'greenhouse'?? Ah, hahahahahah! That invasion would have been the BEST! What Would You Have Done?: Try to minimize the suffering and terror as hurricane Katrina devastates one of America’s most historic cities OR go to a barbecue? What you may not have known!: The barbecue had dry-rub. http://thebyronicman.com/2013/04/25/please-hire-me-to-colonize-mars/ http://thebyronicman.com/2013/04/25/please-hire-me-to-colonize-mars/#comments Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:00:22 +0000 The Byronic Man http://thebyronicman.com/?p=4530 ]]> http://thebyronicman.com/2013/04/25/please-hire-me-to-colonize-mars/feed/ 93 200px-Mars_atmosphere maclymont A lot of applicants will probably be scared off by the spoooooky Mars Face thing, so I'm pretty much a shoe-in. saturn space-suit-mmua Hey, I can see my house from here! http://thebyronicman.com/2013/04/22/real-beauty-is-in-the-eye-of-the-sketcher-so-choose-carefully/ http://thebyronicman.com/2013/04/22/real-beauty-is-in-the-eye-of-the-sketcher-so-choose-carefully/#comments Mon, 22 Apr 2013 10:00:28 +0000 The Byronic Man http://thebyronicman.com/?p=4505 ]]> http://thebyronicman.com/2013/04/22/real-beauty-is-in-the-eye-of-the-sketcher-so-choose-carefully/feed/ 56 kids drawing maclymont "Heyyyy, I put you two at a concert! You like music, right? Suuuuure, everybody likes music." "THAT'S what I look like?! Oh God, my is my head that big?? And my nose!!" *sob sob sob sob* "I drawed you as a alien! Ha ha ha ha ha!" "Uh... I REALLY don't remember saying anything about a giant sword..." "Yes, I suppose I did mention that I like cats, but... I have to go now." "I really think I've said enough about my breasts at this point." "YOUR VOICE IS LIKE A DRILL! STOP NAGGING! I'M DRAWING AS FAST AS I CAN! YOUR SKIN IS LIKE PESTILENCE!"