Recent news item: A 33-year-old Southern California man has had nearly $100,000 worth of plastic surgery on his face to make him look like pop star and train-wreck-waiting-to-happen Justin Beiber.
Better things you could do $100,000 worth of plastic surgery:
Get $50K of plastic surgery to look like Beiber, and save the other 50 to get changed back later, on the slight chance there comes a time you no longer idolize him.
Have the plastic surgery done how you think Beiber will look in 20 years, then wait and see how close you were!
Have half your face made to look like Abbott, the other half like Costello, and do the “Who’s On First?” routine! That’d be awesome!
Give the surgeon a real challenge. Say you’ll pay $100k if he/she can make you look like Darth Vader, or Scooby-Doo, or The Kool-Aid Guy.
Make half your face John Travolta and half Nicolas Cage, and see how many people say, “Face/Off. I get it. Nice.”
Make sure the plastic surgeon is also a qualified psychologist and let him portion out the use of the money as he sees fit.