It’s caption contest day! Hurray! You all know how this works: ponder the odd majesty of the image below and leave your best caption; next week I’ll present the finalists for voting.
Some images are just weird. Some you can tell were caught at just the wrong moment. Then there are the ones that you really, really wish you knew the story behind – this… this is probably the opposite of that.
I will start things rolling: “What? My ad said ‘Nude Photography.’ I am a photographer. I am nude. Stop acting so confused.”