Hurricanes… Recession… Elections… NBC’s mistreatment of Community…
Yes, the world is full of strife and mystery. Fortunately, more and more of us are realizing we need to take a moment and ask:
W W S S D ?
What Would Sexy Stalin Do?
Yes, Sexy Stalin-mania is sweeping the nation! Because, as Sylvia Plath once wrote, in what I’m pretty sure was a mash-note, “Every woman loves a fascist.” So true, Sylvia; so true. Because who better to turn to for advice on everything ranging from dating to poetry structure to wiping out your enemies. But don’t take my word for it, just ask these intrepid fans who’ve made their own WWSSD bracelets!
And now, not only is it your chance to ask a question for the next installment of Ask Sexy Stalin, but it’s your chance to be liberated from the shackles of making your own wristband. That’s right – if you leave a question for Sexy Stalin, and it’s selected to be answered you will win your very own “WWSSD?” wristband! I know! I’d include a picture but they’re not here yet… but they’re a brilliant, deep red (obviously) and will let the world know that you know who to turn to.
And you like getting stuff in the mail, right? Free stuff? And you like getting advice on how to make your life better? Well then – what questions do you have? About life; about love; about politics; about your career – Sexy Stalin can help you.
So leave questions in the comments below or email them to firstname.lastname@example.org.